Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[teisjm]

Does this work with men? >_>

Ever since i got my wii i've gotten spontaneous erections, and thought of naked chicks in my head most of the time... no wait a second, that was all there way before i got the wii now that i think about it. all clear, safe to enter and again.

On a side-note, was i theonly one thinking this had something to do with the wii mote in some way?

yet another side-note, if all she needs to have an orgasm is a slight vibration from a cell phone in her pocket, i don't think she needs a super-stud... i think pretty much anything will do, at least secually.

 

[Snarky Username]

I tend to stop taking a source seriously when there's an ad for "Retro Babes" to the side

 

[poet_lawreate]

Hula Hoop on Wii Fit makes my boyfriend want to do naughty things to me. Does that count?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I do believe Your welcome.
Well,You DID want a superstud.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Well weirder things have happened, of course that doesn't make this any less... Wow.

 

[MmmFiber]

Time to buy a balance board for my wife...

Cool, I'll go with you I need one for mine too. Think they'll give us a discount for buying more than one?

 

[shadowsandwich]

wow shes got that buzz after using the balance board wait.... WHAT!!! HOW? WHO? WHY? DUDE THAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST UNBELIVABLE STORY IVE HEARD IN YEARS SERIASLY..... *breaking news wii owners all ove the world are falling of there wii boards the escapist website has been hit by a sudden wave of people saying they have done this to apparently get a ,buzz, after reading a story on a forum this has been nick and this is random news you never know when we will appear!*

 

[shadowsandwich]

sry for double post

 

[squid5580]

Woah, is this real? This seems to crazy to be true, a fall damages her nerves and thus she becomes a sex addict? There has go to be more to it than just a single fall.

Not necessarily. All it would take is the right fall. I have tripped a gazillion times in my life with no injury. 1 time I tripped and broke my wrist. Just because I landed the wrong way. That is all it would take. The wrong fall at the wrong place and landing the wrong way.

 

[JaredXE]

Persistant Genital Arousal Disorder......

So she's basically a guy then? I mean, I wish I could find a girl that had that particular disorder, it'd cut down on how much work I'd need to put in.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

Oh [deity]... I think I am glad not to have a Wii in my home...
Although... my sister may not be safe! I must go to her house and save her!
Really, I can't imagine what it must be like... and I suppose I am glad.
And staying the hell away from Wii Balance Boards.

me too far to risky

 

[A Person]

what is this i dont even

 

[Angryman101]

Anyone else see the title of this thread and think, 'AWESOME!!!'?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

That. Is. Awesome! This is the greatest story that I have ever heard. Ever! I embrace you, Wii, as the one true console. I will serve you, and you will lead me to nympho chicks in return. On second thought, maybe I'll just get a Wii balance board and push chicks over while they're on it. Yeah, that's the answer.

 

[SonicKoala]

This is one of the most amazing stories I've ever read - I went and signed the petition; the world must be warned!!

 

[Starke]

Err....

[HEADING=2]MAN TRIPS ON XBOX CABLES, BECOMES MASOCHIST.[/HEADING]

Look, I can do it too!

He must have been one already to have bought an Xbox! (I have one, check my profile before hating me).

You've got a geth as your avatar. It's almost inescapable at that point that you have a 360.

 

[K_Dub]

Ha! That's awesome.