Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[Robert0288]

can I use this on my girl friend?

 

[ethaninja]

Haha, go Nintendo You'd think falling off a board would just hurt ya or something, not change your life

 

[ethaninja]

my god... we must put MORE WOMEN on wii balance boards.

Haha I was just thinkin the same thing.

 

[Koganesaga]

Most. Bizarre. Accident. Ever.

 

[Legion]

Err....

[HEADING=2]MAN TRIPS ON XBOX CABLES, BECOMES MASOCHIST.[/HEADING]

Look, I can do it too!

He must have been one already to have bought an Xbox! (I have one, check my profile before hating me).

You've got a geth as your avatar. It's almost inescapable at that point that you have a 360.

Very good deductive reasoning. Except Mass Effect is also a PC series.

 

[soilent]

WARNING: getting this for your female companion may sound good, but what happens when you arent around? Take note of any pool boys that show up in your home, especially if you dont have a pool.

 

[Zenn3k]

Har har, I'd comment further, but the Escapist Nazi's won't allow my opinions.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Hehehe......I knew Nintendo had a secret agenda.

 

[katsabas]

Great. I barely manage to get by one month without porn and I see this. No, I will not sign the petition cause one, the case is ridiculous and two, when I will be attending abroad, I might bump into one of these accidents.

 

[Maibus]

Hmm... I just happen to have a Wii I NEVER use and a board to go with it... wasn't my idea, I go to a gym to get a real workout, but this does have me formulating a cunning scheme...

 

[SkullCap]

Petitions really don't get anything done nowadays. Regardless i'm glad I don't own a wii.

All this is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men don't sign the petition. [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html]

Oh Andy, if Nintendo won't listen to the thousands of signatures for the Earthbound petition, I don't think a warning label about female orgasms will be possible. We'll just have to endure the tragedies as more women hit their heads and become addicted to sex.

 

[joshuaayt]

What, does the wii fit board have some sort of attachment that in any way differentiates it from, say, a bathroom scale? Or a couple of books stacked on top of eachover? I mean, you don't put a 'Don't swallow' warning on toothbrushes. Sure, it goes in your mouth, and technically one COULD swallow it- but you could probably also swallow the soap bar, toothpaste tube and a foetus.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I bet she was actually a nymphomaniac before and that's why she bought a Wii

 

[Boba Frag]

Err....

[HEADING=2]MAN TRIPS ON XBOX CABLES, BECOMES MASOCHIST.[/HEADING]

Look, I can do it too!

Pff, did that ages ago... Trip over cables and nearly break my face off a window, that is.

Certainly a strange one- I hope that the disorder described in the Boing Boing article isn't true because that sounds like an awful way to live.

 

[Starke]

Err....

[HEADING=2]MAN TRIPS ON XBOX CABLES, BECOMES MASOCHIST.[/HEADING]

Look, I can do it too!

He must have been one already to have bought an Xbox! (I have one, check my profile before hating me).

You've got a geth as your avatar. It's almost inescapable at that point that you have a 360.

Very good deductive reasoning. Except Mass Effect is also a PC series.

That's actually what I've played it on. But, the 360 is, none the less, the dominant platform for it. Due in large part to it being an exclusive for the first six months of its life.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

NoW that is just silly...*runs off to find the woman*

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Whether or not this is a legit story, it made me laugh heartily on a morning when I was kinda in a bad mood. Thanks, Andy.

I seem to recall reading about the disorder in a neuroscience class. Sounds all fun but if you actually had to live with it you'd all get pretty sick of being horny really fast.

 

[Crayzor]

That may be the best headline ever!