Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[Canid117]

I have but one response...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

thats great!

 

[Kage Me]

Did they really have to create that petition?
If you can get it from falling off a Wii Balance Board, you can probably get it from just falling on the ground without the help of any Wii Balance Boards...
Maybe the governments should put warning labels on every square inch of the ground...

I do believe it's a joke...

 

[Reaper69lol]

Wow........just wow. There is something very unreal about this. Pretty funny though, shes going to have a lot of fun receiving her txts now

 

[Nouw]

Anyone notice how happy the guy in the background of the picture looks? Its like he's waiting for something.

Thanks for making me laugh really hard.

OT: Wow. Next thing you know, Nintendo adds a warning label.

"Mommy! What does this mean?"

"Errrr"

 

[Denamic]

Let's do the right thing.
Put a warning label on the ground.
"Falling on this surface may cause injury."

 

[Timotei]

This reminds me of the time i stubbed my toe and became a serial killer.

 

[Alar]

I think I might have an unused Wii balance board around here somewhere... now, I just need to push one of my friends off of it...

With all silliness aside, that's actually kind of fascinating. It goes to show that even little injuries can have far more severe implications than one might assume.

 

[bluepilot]

Reminds me of an old movie,

I`ll have whatever she`s having

10 points for reference

The thing that gets me though, how can you fall off a wii balance board? It is only 2 inches above the ground.

 

[Ashbax]

I have one thing to say for this poor, unfortunate woman: LOLPWNED.

 

[ProtoChimp]

I am so getting my gf wii fit now.

 

[Urgh76]

And thats why the community frowns on girl gamers
Thats why they invented cooking mama
SURE a woman got turned into a nympho, but look! Something related to videogames! AND VIOLENCE! BLAME THEM!

(I also have no objection to girl gamers, my gf is a gamer and better than me, those were just friendly jokes and sorry if offended anyone)

 

[VanityGirl]

Happened to me, I'm fine.

Nah just kidding.


OT: I do feel bad for the lady, it must be mad getting aroused in the middle of public, especially without a guy to satsify her... Actually it's rather odd.

 

[almostgold]

The petition is hilarious.

 

[zamble]

Hey, I like the idea of the petition, but instead I would ask Nintendo to sell it with a huge discount (or maybe give it for free) for womans between 18 and 30 years without overweight.

You know, for, ahem... compensate the risks!

 

[almostgold]

Does this work with men? >_>

Unlike women, men cannot orgasm without stimuli. Women can literally just use thought to make themselves orgasm, while men AT LEAST need to grind agaisnt something to get off.

Wet dreams? Or is the kid actually massaging it in his sleep? Thats a serious question, btw. Its something I've always wondered.

 

[titanium turtle]

Heh, a friend read this and just said "Now she fucking knows what its like to be a man." XD
Besides, Amanda Flowers... sounds like a gorram stripper name anyway.

your friend is a HERO

 

[carpathic]

Gotta get one for my significant other perhaps...

Same as the other 200 posts on here no doubt.

 

[masher]

"Wait, what?" Was exactly the first thing I thought when I read the thread title. Ah, poor woman. Her life's probably now ruined, unless whatever happened to her heals or something. As crazy as it sounds, I'm quite sure "nymphomaniac" doesn't look too good on a job resume.