Uwe Boll, Michael Bay and M. Shymalayan (?) are JOINING FORCES... to create a new breed of gaming experiences.
First up, they will "re-imagine" Mass Effect.
"Mass Effect was a little too 'cerebral', we felt, for our audience," Michael Bay told a press conference. "This can be easily fixed; we will be adding whole new dimensions of explosions and women running around in skimpy tops, pouting and bouncing their assets."
"Also the characters were, like, kinda boring," added Uwe Boll. "So we have given them new weapons and amazing new ethinic stereotypes!"
"Furthermore, we think the franchise needs more tension," said M. Shyamalan. "So we will be using Rachni as bowling balls in a whole new multiplayer minigame."
NOOOOOOOOOOO!