Worst first moments awake
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Last week I read a story online with a plot revolved around Fairytale of New York. So, it got stuck in my head, and when I woke up the next morning the only coherent thoughts I could muster were "You're a bum, you're a punk/you're an old slut on junk..."
I suppose you would have to have read the story to get why that was horrifying, but trust me when I say that I was very jumpy at breakfast.
I suppose you would have to have read the story to get why that was horrifying, but trust me when I say that I was very jumpy at breakfast.
One time I woke up, and immediately got out of bed. I don't remember why, I just remember that my legs held me up for about 1 second. I fell to the floor and wondered WTF happened, and by that time my legs were working again.
It's okay, they cover psychiatric help for this on the NHS now. You don't have to suffer in silence any more.imnotparanoid said:
OT: I woke up thinking it was Saturday. It was Wednesday and I had 4 ICT lessons that day, one after school. I was not happy.
Waking up under a strange bed with a strange girl in a dorm i had never been in before on the day after saint patties day.
Are you a lumbering but lovable klutz who talks to himself, leading everyone to laugh behind your back all the time? If so: Hey Shejjie, how's your holiday going? You knew everything i just said right? Yeah i thought so. X)steeple said:
JK, I don't think so, no.
One time I woke up to hear my radio say "Good morning listeners, it's seven o'clock on Friday the 12th... Oh, sorry, Tuesday the 12th!"
I immediately stopped using that station as my alarm.
I immediately stopped using that station as my alarm.
Hmm today it was:
- realized heat in apartment wasn't working
- noticed power went out, clock blinking 12:00
- air mattress has a leak
- fml
---- later
- get to work, notice flat tire
I swear if today had a face, I'd punch it.
- realized heat in apartment wasn't working
- noticed power went out, clock blinking 12:00
- air mattress has a leak
- fml
---- later
- get to work, notice flat tire
I swear if today had a face, I'd punch it.
1) Nut shot from my friends (the dicks, XD)
2) Seeing a fat girl (not that it mattered her weight) in my bed next to me with a headache and the certainty that I didnt drink anything last night.
3) Seeing a Brown Recluse crawling across my lap (wolf spider aint got nothing on that)
4) Getting out of bed, and stepping in a mouse trap (friends)
and finally
5) Waking up in the girls locker room while they were coming in (I fell asleep in class and myt friends thought it would be funny to move me).
2) Seeing a fat girl (not that it mattered her weight) in my bed next to me with a headache and the certainty that I didnt drink anything last night.
3) Seeing a Brown Recluse crawling across my lap (wolf spider aint got nothing on that)
4) Getting out of bed, and stepping in a mouse trap (friends)
and finally
5) Waking up in the girls locker room while they were coming in (I fell asleep in class and myt friends thought it would be funny to move me).
If today had a face it would probably be this:lvl9000_woot said:
http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu357/the_weirdo9/Random/Reaction%20face/trollface.png
Sorry... I had to when i saw that and thought it might cheer you up.
Sleep paralysis was one I experienced too. I've also had the dead arm one, which is scary as shit. You don't realize how much your arm weighs until you can't move it.
I think worse than those two though, is when I was about 8. I woke up with BOTH of my eyes crusted shut from Pink Eye. I was screaming for a half hour because no one was home and i didn't know what to do or what it was.
I think worse than those two though, is when I was about 8. I woke up with BOTH of my eyes crusted shut from Pink Eye. I was screaming for a half hour because no one was home and i didn't know what to do or what it was.