Final Fantasy 7...
yea, you read that -.- fuck this game... over hundred hours played, all characters maxed, all Weapons beat, all materia obtained and decked, all overdrives and super weapons obtained, goddamn golden chocobo...
having to deal with the entire second disk that was nothing but emo-bromance-wangst between the pussy main character with no personality but bitching and the antagonist who's effectively an oedipal super being missing his tampon... frued would love this game... i fucking hated it...
seriously, if they just removed Cloud and Sephiroth i might have 'slightly' liked this thing... the cut-scenes were 'eh' but i suppose decent for the time, though i did love the Weapons, those fuckers had the right idea, WREAK THIS SHIT!!
the most fleshed out and compelling character in it was Vincent Valentine and he got the crappiest overdrives and effectively once you were done with his story, bloop! back on the bus, no more need for you, you're power sucks -.- a lot of its plot could be resolved with common sense or actual game mechanics (how about we use that goddamn soft on Red XIII's dad? why the hell can't we?) and pretty much game play was totally broken once you got knights of the round... and Sephiroth was a shitty final boss... seriously, that' was it? THAT!! THAT WAS IT?! i fucking grind this shit maxing my characters for HOURS against goddamn Malberos and kill the freakin' WEAPONS and you DIE in one freakin' hit!! FUCK YOU!! so much for all your Deus Ex Wangst!!
though the BIGGEST problem i have with this game, aside from my unnatural hatred of its main bromance couple, THIS JUNK FUCKED OVER XENOGEARS!! >.< yes, FF7 and FF8 are the reason one of THE BEST games ever got a shit second disk and basically was shipped unfinished... and now cause Square's Enix and officially a dick, i can never see a truly finished piece of awesome that was Xenogears...
but back to FF7... ya know what, fuck FF7, Cloud was a pussy and everything he tried to do was done so much better in Fei Fong Wong... Sephiroth, take some goddamn lessons on being a real villian from Krillian, and what the fuck was with Arieth? i don't get why everyone's all up on her? i loved Tifa, her overdrive kicked ass, but she was basically snubbed and shoved into 'girlfriend' corner after the girly one died... woo~ sadly the 'childhood friend' romance was also done better in Legend of Dragoon... feh...
ugh and that fucking tower-defense BS to get the pheonix... fuck that shit...
honestly, remove the main characters and half the bullshit and this game might have been decent, the corperation guys were fun, the Turks were fun, Vincent, Cait Sith, Yuffie and Red XIII were fun... everyone else... can just die... and no, fuck that Meteor crap, that was just bogus... really? REALLY?! the greatest goddamn weapon in the world, BESIDES THE SUPERBEINGS CALLED 'WEAPONS' is a fucking giant rock?!
i'm done... i'm just done with this bs...
*drops controller and walks away*
oh wait, right... *turns back* why did i beat it? just so i could KNOW it was fucking horrible... everyone at the time was raving about this game, and i'd played and beat my favorite god-level three of the time (Parasite Eve, Xenogears, and Legend of Dragoon) and while no one knew what I was talking about, i knew Final Fantasy 7 because everyone was like 'its the greatest thing ever!!'... yea, no... those three game *points* they're the greatest things ever and set up my standards in gaming... FF7 can burn and die, and no, no one can ever say i don't know what i'm talking about because i beat that game... thoroughly and with a flaming wooden stick -.-
so yes, i beat and stuck through this TERRIBLE game just for the principle to say i did and having a valid reason for fucking hating it...
*dips*