Worst gaming quotes
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Baldur's Gate had some incredibly bizarre things characters would say.
"You're a queer fellow." I am? What did I do?
"Stop touching me!" in an incredibly high pitched, whiny voice. The first time I heard that it actually scared me.
"Squeaky wheel get's the kick!" What the hell does that mean?
"My old girl's as clean as an elven arse." That image is just a bit disturbing.
Then there's Morrowind's "N'wah!" and "S'wit!" Perhaps the two most ridiculous sounding insults I've heard.
I'm also a fan of Oblivion's "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" and "Why... won't... you... die!?"
And to be honest, I actually liked the "I will be your doom!" I'm not sure why. I guess it just sounds funny.
Anything said by the player character in Neverwinter Nights 2. Out of the twenty-some choices for a voice, there was only one that was even slightly tolerable.
"You're a queer fellow." I am? What did I do?
"Stop touching me!" in an incredibly high pitched, whiny voice. The first time I heard that it actually scared me.
"Squeaky wheel get's the kick!" What the hell does that mean?
"My old girl's as clean as an elven arse." That image is just a bit disturbing.
Then there's Morrowind's "N'wah!" and "S'wit!" Perhaps the two most ridiculous sounding insults I've heard.
I'm also a fan of Oblivion's "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" and "Why... won't... you... die!?"
And to be honest, I actually liked the "I will be your doom!" I'm not sure why. I guess it just sounds funny.
Anything said by the player character in Neverwinter Nights 2. Out of the twenty-some choices for a voice, there was only one that was even slightly tolerable.
Boy, you were almost a Jill Sandwich.
It's a weapon. It's really powerful! Especially against living things.
It's a weapon. It's really powerful! Especially against living things.
It sucks so much it's funny.
"I've sent my right hand after you."
"Your right hand comes off?"
- RE4
"I've sent my right hand after you."
"Your right hand comes off?"
- RE4
What made it worse was that you got that message even if you LOST the race! Truly shocking.RazerSauber said:
As for terrible quotes, pretty much anything said by Dante. Like, ever!
Also; "Metal Gear!!!"
And Mass Effect, although mostly awesome, can sometimes have funny bits.
Bartender: Evening commander. What can I get you?
*longish pause*
Commander Shepherd: GOODBYE.
Bartender: Evening commander. What can I get you?
*longish pause*
Commander Shepherd: GOODBYE.
haha that got on my tits too the gameplay in ac6 was great but the voice acting was cancer inducingly badDAMG said:
"score one for military intelligence"
-black guy from COD4
The way that sumbitch says it in that smug little way of his makes me want to punch him in the face. Thank god he gets his brains blown out on the bridge.
-black guy from COD4
The way that sumbitch says it in that smug little way of his makes me want to punch him in the face. Thank god he gets his brains blown out on the bridge.
Whenever you lvl up Deadpool in Ultimate Alliance he yells "Now Im better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!" It just annoys me so much.
"All your base belong to us!"
And it's sister phrase
"They set us up the bomb."
Glory to great translations. You just don't see that level of grammatical failiure in games these days.
Besides these, "Prepare to die" as it is just used so often by the enemy about to receive a good kicking.
And it's sister phrase
"They set us up the bomb."
Glory to great translations. You just don't see that level of grammatical failiure in games these days.
Besides these, "Prepare to die" as it is just used so often by the enemy about to receive a good kicking.