Worst gaming quotes

[AvsJoe]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

Aren't there multiple cakes?

 

[T-Bone24]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

It was never a good quote to start with, since there is a cake.

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

 

[stevengr123]

I heard this from a grunt in halo 3 without the IWHBYD Skull.

"Oh No! I found him!"

 

[Macropter]

Baldur's Gate had some incredibly bizarre things characters would say.
"You're a queer fellow." I am? What did I do?
"Stop touching me!" in an incredibly high pitched, whiny voice. The first time I heard that it actually scared me.
"Squeaky wheel get's the kick!" What the hell does that mean?
"My old girl's as clean as an elven arse." That image is just a bit disturbing.

Then there's Morrowind's "N'wah!" and "S'wit!" Perhaps the two most ridiculous sounding insults I've heard.

I'm also a fan of Oblivion's "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" and "Why... won't... you... die!?"

And to be honest, I actually liked the "I will be your doom!" I'm not sure why. I guess it just sounds funny.

Anything said by the player character in Neverwinter Nights 2. Out of the twenty-some choices for a voice, there was only one that was even slightly tolerable.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Boy, you were almost a Jill Sandwich.

It's a weapon. It's really powerful! Especially against living things.

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

Banjo Kazooie: N&B

"It's me, Bottles! I was dead before but I'm over that now."

 

[Arkhangelsk]

It sucks so much it's funny.

"I've sent my right hand after you."
"Your right hand comes off?"

- RE4

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"You're winner!"

Cookies for anybody who guesses the game!

What made it worse was that you got that message even if you LOST the race! Truly shocking.

As for terrible quotes, pretty much anything said by Dante. Like, ever!

Also; "Metal Gear!!!"

 

[ShotgunShaman]

And Mass Effect, although mostly awesome, can sometimes have funny bits.
Bartender: Evening commander. What can I get you?
*longish pause*
Commander Shepherd: GOODBYE.

 

[Madaxeman101]

"Dance with the angels"- it's a quoted quote in Ace Combat 6, and forced into every rebelling statement, "I hate graham crackers, you fucker! Go dance with the angels!" It's supposed to be meaningful, but it comes off like sticky Cheese Whiz.

haha that got on my tits too the gameplay in ac6 was great but the voice acting was cancer inducingly bad

 

[Kirix]

Possibly "The cake is a lie"

So, so, so overused it has lost its status as a good quote

never the cake is a lie !!!

 

[clicketycrack]

"score one for military intelligence"
-black guy from COD4
The way that sumbitch says it in that smug little way of his makes me want to punch him in the face. Thank god he gets his brains blown out on the bridge.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Whenever you lvl up Deadpool in Ultimate Alliance he yells "Now Im better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!" It just annoys me so much.

 

[Zacharine]

"All your base belong to us!"

And it's sister phrase

"They set us up the bomb."

Glory to great translations. You just don't see that level of grammatical failiure in games these days.

Besides these, "Prepare to die" as it is just used so often by the enemy about to receive a good kicking.

 

[Speccr]

No one got the "You're toast!" line yet?

 

[jboking]

One for me would be at the ending of MGS4, with Liquid Ocelot "You're pretty good!" It may just be me, but after such an awesome fight sequence why end it like that?

The only reason they did it was because of the nostalgia (He did it after the fight with him in MGS1 and in MGS3[It might have been done in MGS2, I'm not sure]).

Hope this doesn't cause too much offense.

Spoiler: PG material follows

It's perfectly understandable. Red's fighting skills are just that awesome. Charizard's fireblast = automatic O face. haha

AT OP: my vote for worst quote definitely has to be "The cake is a lie." It wasn't even said, it was read. What more, there was a cake, you were just too fleshy and stupid to reach it.

 

[spuddyt]

"RELOADING"

 

[vonwenck]

i like this quote but i facepalmed when i heard it "dont you think things look better without their skin on" from shivering isles

 

[Arqus_Zed]

It's-a me, Mario!

No shit, Sherlock! Stop introducing yourself, you're an icon for f*ck's sake, with that ego of yours, like you need a bloody introduction! And lose that irriating tone in your voice before I rip your vocal cords out! Freakin' Italian plumber castrato...

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Okay, that might have been a bit too much...

But hey, you have to admit, it can be irritating.
And thus, I place him in the worst gaming quotes section.

 

[Shleffy]

All of those who played KOTOR will remember the thing about talking to your party to progress different pieces of story board, and will appreciate these phrases becoming frantically annoying:

"OK, have it your way."
"Then I suggest we move on."
"You got it."

And for the record,

"Give me back her heart!" >.<