Worst gaming quotes

[Anarien]

In Silent Hill 4, when Henry finds Cynthia stabbed and cut up and bleeding on the floor -

"Are you okay?"

 

[Twilight_guy]

"You are dead." Nobody likes seeing that.

 

[nicholaxxx]

during the true anding of Blazblue

'what? an elevator? what's it doing here?'

though it isn't bad (lets just assume there aren't any elevators in NOL bases) it made me laugh a little and made my mother hate the game for another reason... 'shitty dialouge'

 

[Dragon_Nexus]

"You're Winner!"

Can't believe I forgot that.

 

[Clockwerk133]

Left 4 Dead:

Louis: "Pills here!" or "Grabing Pills!"

He always uses up my supplies that I need.

 

[jonnywarlock]

"I love the taste of Elf blood in the morning!" by Enserric the Lingsword from Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark. This quote wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that a) You're fighting a lot of elves, so Enserric repeats this line to death, and b) I was playing an elf myself, so its kinda creepy...

 

[blaze96]

Fable 2: Death is not your destiny today little sparrow.

Why thank you creepy blind lady who I only met today. You told my sister to buy a music box that got her shot, me shot, and hurled me face first down a good seventy stories, but thank god you told me I couldn't die 'cause I was just gonna end it myself 'till you showed up and said that. Oh and how about you go up to that tower and tell it to my sister who got shot in the face two, it might help.

or anything from this game just because of the delivery:

The Worst VA in a game. I mean my god they are just so neutral the entire time. EMOTE YOU BASTARDS. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg]

 

[RanD00M]

Some one set us up the bomb!

 

[Evil Tim]

Actually, no there wasn't. GLaDOS used the cake as a motivator, then when the cake sign finally appears, you're being lowered into a massive furnace. Technically YOU are the cake, and other escapees/employees were simply warning you.

No, if you finish the game it is shown that there was indeed a cake, and that bastarding cube stole it.

 

[NoTroll]

Anything Francis says in left 4 dead. Trust me, it's not good advice to run up to a witch and shoot it in the face...

Is so.

 

[tsolless]

"What is a man? A man is nothing than a miserable pile of secrets."

edit:

Any single thing off of this page really.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Narm/VideoGames

Beware though. TvTropes is... addicting.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIII-IIII-IIIIGHT!

 

[Jzolr0708]

"Do we run?"- Louis, L4D, As he watches a Tank charge towards him to rip him in half.

 

[Julianking93]

I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say;

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!!!!

 

[mooncalf]

Does it actually have to be bad, or can it be so bad it's good. If the latter, I'd go with: "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

This, a hundred times, actually pretty much all Resi games have "so bad there good" quotes >.>

Here's one an escapist brought my attention to in a similar thread, the master of unlocking!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0

Beware though. TvTropes is... addicting.

Just... One... More... In-Text-Link...

 

[Daedalus1942]

Anything Francis says in left 4 dead. Trust me, it's not good advice to run up to a witch and shoot it in the face...

I hate Trains... I Hate pants.
For me, it would have to be most of the script in Sonic Unleashed. While I like the game, the voic acting is just epic fail..

 

[VanityGirl]

More annoying than bad...

SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!

i wanted to go over the com and say "shut up douche, i'm gonna restart the level"

 

[Rigs83]

You died!

 

[PyroZombie]

"I'm the fucking LightBringer!"-Alone in the dark

Are ya? Really?

 

[Aqualung]

"I'm the fucking LightBringer!"-Alone in the dark

Are ya? Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLU8bsJl1o

I think he is.