aegix drakan said:No no! It can kill bees!Simeon Ivanov said:
......although that still makes it just about the most pathetic weapon in existence...
Incidentally, that may have been the best Angry video game nerd video EVER. XD
Worst. Weapon. Ever.
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The name of Klobb came from Ken Lobb, a producer who helped work on the development of Goldeneye, which was named in his honor.zehydra said:hahaha this.REvolve said:
That's why I usually play with low health when I play multiplayer with people. To make the klobb actually half-decent.
Edit: also, fun fact:
This thing is both known as the "Klobb", (I don't know where the hell they got that name) and the skorpion from Call of Duty.
Same gun, only, one game used the correct name.
Though it's ironic they would put his name in honor for the worst weapon in the game hahaha.
The rocket launchers in Borderlands. Absolutely useless. They may boast 421 damage when your current weapon boasts 134 damage (or something like that) but in truth you should just stick with your current weapon. I fired a rocket into a crowd of raiders, it did barely anything to any of them.
Anything in Demon's Souls that wasn't made from a demon's soul. Though it does let you light your weapon on fire... Yes, burn cultist Cythulu faced monster thing... Burn...
Anything in Demon's Souls that wasn't made from a demon's soul. Though it does let you light your weapon on fire... Yes, burn cultist Cythulu faced monster thing... Burn...
the navy colt 1911.45 Handgun in Black ops. The darn thing's useless! it takes like 5 clips from it to kill a zombie! ONLY ONE ZOMBIE!!!!
The grenades in Doom 3. They bounce around like they're made of rubber making it impossible to determine exactly where they're going to go. You have to throw them directly at an enemy, meaning there's a good chance you'll just blow yourself up too.
Also in Deus Ex, that ridiculous PS90(I think that's what it was called), a disposable one shot plasma weapon that looks sort of like a bottle of pepper spray. Only good at extremely close range, and even then it didn't deal enough damage. I never even bothered to pick them up.
Also in Deus Ex, that ridiculous PS90(I think that's what it was called), a disposable one shot plasma weapon that looks sort of like a bottle of pepper spray. Only good at extremely close range, and even then it didn't deal enough damage. I never even bothered to pick them up.
Castlevania: Symphony of The Night, the Tyrfing, it has -30 attack power, and it's supposed to be able to heal the enemy under certain circumstances.
I remember from watching the SA Daikatana LP that pretty much all of its weapons were awful to use.
From my own experience, the Apple of Eden from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. It might not have been klobb-level of awful, but it was less efficient at taking out opponents than you normally do. And the worse part was that you were _forced_ to use it for the rest of the memory! Argh!
From my own experience, the Apple of Eden from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. It might not have been klobb-level of awful, but it was less efficient at taking out opponents than you normally do. And the worse part was that you were _forced_ to use it for the rest of the memory! Argh!
Your fists in Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Seriously, what the fuck? How am I supposed to use my fists against gun-toting crazies and huge poisonous insects?
dude, nessies nine iron is just a reskin of the eyelander. and the atomizer works great if you don't intend to use your bat much (although i personally love beating the shit out of my enemies with an aluminum bat or fish) because you can very easily dodge and evade your enemies. this is especially so with soldiers, who basically can't hit you if your constantly in the air. admittedly this is complicated if they have the direct hit, but at least if they just barely miss with that it does no damage.Idsertian said:Nessie's Nine Iron in TF2. I mean seriously Valve, why? Why would you subject yourself to no random crits and -25 max health with no benefits? Or the Atomizer, yeah ok fancy ass triple jump, but that extra jump costs 10 health and you have a 30% slower firing speed and 20% less damage vs players.
Eh?
well lets compare with SA80:Lonely Swordsman said:Behold: Cutlery pistols
As for game weapons, one that always struck me as pointless was the EMP gun in the Jedi Knight games. There's only two enemies in the single player that are hurt at all and in multiplayer it's just a slower, clumsier version of the standard blaster pistol that eats disruptor rifle and bowcaster ammo.
-weight: cutlery wins
-conceal-ability: Cutlery wins
-reliability: well, a musket is more reliable between each reload, Cutlery wins
-capacity: knife "infinite hits" no reload. Cutlery wins
-price: I have never seen cutlery that costs more than $17'000 a piece, SA80 loses, while Cutlery increases in value SA80 is so crap NO ONE will buy it (no overseas sales).
-intimidation factor: "guns for show, knives for pro"
-utility: you can use cutlery as a multi-purpose cutting/eating tool... SA80's secondary function after being an oversized paperweight is it occasionally may fire bullets
-range: OK, 50% of the time SA80 has advantage here, but the time it takes to clear a jam you can run over and shank them.
-running costs: ammo ain't cheap
You know there is a reason the British army STILL practice the bayonet charge and use it effectively was well. Because quite literally cutlery stuck on the end of their rifle makes it more effective that using the rifle itself!
I have a lot of respect for the Klobb/Skorpion when you consider what it is: a machine pistol firing a very weak round.Sarcastic_Applause said:
Skorpion is the size and weight of a pistol, it is SO ACCURATE even under full auto which is extraordinary for such a compact weapon, I love it in Black ops for how I am able to be a machien gun sniper.
Dual wield it is a beast, with a long 40hp damage range, huge combined rate of fire and loads of ammo.
But in MGS3 it was my weapon on choice for it's literally laser accuracy, it was the only weapon with a laser sight and had no recoil it was an auto-sniper.
But this is the gun IRL, notice the almost non existent recoil. In fact the top comments are all alleging that he is firing low-recoil blanks (actually impossible with this weapon, it needs an obvious blank-firing adapter)
Hey! I love that weapon! It's incredibly fun to use.kittii-chan 300 said:
OT: The Ghost Gun in Timesplitters 3, in multiplayer. Where there aren't any ghosts.