Would you date your avatar?

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Well.. a date, sure why not. If only to run around a shoot magic at everything that moves. Also that pwny probably know a shit-ton of stuff.

Romantically? Neh, them ponies are cute but not attractive. I'd give her a big hug though.

 

[Tomeran]

Not really into men. If I was, im fairly sure I wouldnt be into a man that is guilty of mass-murder(mostly through self-defense but still) and soaks up all the alcohol and painkillers in his immidiate vicinity like a spunge.

Sorry Max.

 

[Phantom Kat]

I'm not really into catboys (or males in general) so I'll pass. I think he also counts as a Nazi so there's that too.

 

[an annoyed writer]

Would I date my Avatar? I think I'd been asked this before, and my answer is still yes. Lesbian relationship with Olivia Wilde? FUCKING JACKPOT.

 

[Roxor]

Considering that mine is me, I don't see how a date is possible.


Off topic:

Capcha: frankly my dear
My answer: I don't give a damn

Didn't accept it, but totally should have.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I was going to sarcasm but then I remembered that the internet has tons of people that legitimately want to fuck sonic creeping around it. Guess I'll go with the vanilla "no"

 

[Something Amyss]

Zing! Yeah, the spaceship. I mean it has the entire city of Boston encased within it, so that gives me a lot more options to work with. :3 (Plus to be honest I only really care about the first two albums, which might make things awkward for me and Tom XD).

I actually like Walk On, though I think I'm in a minority there. It doesn't hurt that it was a new album when I was in my formative years and so my dad played the hell out of it. Familiarity, possibly.

Anyway, I'd just date the city. I like it far more than the people (most of them, anyway).

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Hmm... That's a good question. Considering my preferred attractions falls squarely in the female category, it would seem like the question has already been answered before any real fun thinking happened. Then again, Mr. Edgeworth is one sexy man-beast...

Alright! I'll do it! Life is meant to be full of risks and experimentation. I'll ask him now...
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... Mr. Edgeworth?

Yes? Can I help you with something?

Well, I must admit, I've been a big admirer of yours for quite a while.

Hmph. Not entirely unexpected, if I do say so myself.

I'm glad you think so! I was wondering if you'd like to go out for tea sometime.

Hmm. My court schedule is rather busy, but I believe I could make time for a lunch meeting between friends.

Oh! Um... I didn't--Well, what I actually meant was... I was thinking something a little more...

A little more? More what? I suggest you say what you mean clearly!

..... Well it's just a little... hard for me to ask this... but I.....

Spit it out or I'll find you in contempt of court!!!

GAH! I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!

GAAAHH! I... W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?

OH! I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have yelled... But... still... Will you go out with me?

............Gnnk.....I......Erm.......That is..................

Oh man... I've made a terrible mistake. I'll, uh... I'll just be going now. Sorry to waste your time...

....... Why do I always end up with the weird admirers...?

 

[Reyold]

She's definitely younger than legal age in the original game, but there's a 20 year old version of her in the upcoming 3DS game, so that's not an issue.

An adorable girl who singlehandedly fought through perilous platforms and freaky fish? I'd say yes.

She's the eponymous character from Umihara Kawase, BTW.

 

[Do4600]

...I really doubt he would give me a choice in the matter.

Also, I'm a heterosexual male, but Darkwolf is so manly that standing next to him would make me a woman by comparison, so I don't know.

 

[waj9876]

Would I have to date the bear, or the one controlling the bear?

Because if it's the latter, my avatar is technically a model.

 

[DjinnFor]

The debate about her has grown beyond tiresome and I have no desire to spark another one but in my PERSONAL option, as someone who has been gaming for at least 23 years, I think she makes very good points and agree with her arguments

You don't get to have personal opinions about arguments (and by extension, ideologies); they're either logical or illogical, personal perspective is irrelevant. All you have to say is you don't want to debate it and then stop there.

OT: Would I date my avatar? I've never even made an avatar, let alone felt the desire to date one. So, no.

 

[00slash00]

The debate about her has grown beyond tiresome and I have no desire to spark another one but in my PERSONAL option, as someone who has been gaming for at least 23 years, I think she makes very good points and agree with her arguments

You don't get to have personal opinions about arguments (and by extension, ideologies); they're either logical or illogical, personal perspective is irrelevant. All you have to say is you don't want to debate it and then stop there.

OT: Would I date my avatar? I've never even made an avatar, let alone felt the desire to date one. So, no.

I'm not sure if you're trolling me or not, but whether or not someone finds an argument to be valid is indeed an opinion.

 

[Hazy992]

Go on a date with Warpath? Well I suppose Transformers technically have no gender...
Plus it means I get to ride around in a Tank! KA-BLAM!

Look where his cannon is...

OT: Would I date Vegeta? As much as I love the guy, he's a bit of an asshole. Gonna have to pass

 

[Comocat]

My avatar contains a picture of myself. So would I date myself? No, absolutely I would not.

 

[Johnny Impact]

Our date begins as I find her out in the street, several blocks from where we agreed to meet, already ears-deep into a fresh victim.

"Oh, honey, I thought we were going out to eat," I say. "You went and filled up like this? That's okay, I'm sorry I mentioned it. I love you. Let's skip the restaurant and go straight to the theater, okay?"

"Bllarrgl," she says, bits of viscera dripping off her chin as she raises her head. When I see the way the streetlights shine off the fresh gore on her face, the way the hole where her nose used to be complements her glazed, rheumy eyes, I fall in love all over again. I know looks aren't everything, but damn my lady is HOT.

"Hnff. Grhuuk. URRAAGGR!" She continues, running toward me, arms outstretched, mouth wide open. She's always so enthusiastic in her affections. I'm still covered with love bites from the other night, but it seems she didn't get enough.

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And so forth. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and.... not do that.

 

[Weaver]

Obviously a resounding yes on all accounts.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I would use it for phone sex, does that count?

Or I could cut out the middleman and directly have sex with a phone.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

As she is now? No.

At the age she is at the end of the game? *RAH-RAH! RAH RAH!* :3

I expect we'd at least keep Puffy with Justin and Feena for a little while.

 

[barbzilla]

God no, he is violent and mean. I do think he would make a good protector, but not such a good date.