Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[loremazd]

Anything spoken by Kain and Raziel in the Legacy of Kain series.

They should just release a soundtrack of those two talking.

Kain: Thirty years hence, I am presented with a dilemma... let's call it a two-sided coin. If the coin falls one way, I sacrifice myself and thus restore the Pillars... but as the last surviving vampire in Nosgoth, this would mean the annihilation of our species... Moebius made sure of that. If the coin lands on the reverse, I refuse the sacrifice and thus doom the Pillars to an eternity of collapse. Either way, the game is rigged.
Raziel: We agree then that the Pillars are crucial and must be restored.
Kain: Yes, Raziel, that is why we've come full-circle to this place.
Raziel: So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die so that new Guardians can be born.
Kain: The Pillars don't belong to them, Raziel... they belong to us.
Raziel: Your arrogance is boundless, Kain.
Kain: There's a third option, a monumental secret hidden in your very presence here. But it's a secret you have to discover for yourself. Unearth your destiny, Raziel. It's all laid out for you here.
Raziel: You said it yourself, Kain... there are only two sides to your coin.
Kain: Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge.

 

[Battenbergcake]

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

Fucking hell, I love Symphony of the Night.

DIE POSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD!


"Christian bible, gosple of Mark, chapter five, verse nine, we acknowelege this as an appropriate metaphor."
-Legion Mobile terminal of the Geth, Mass Effect 2.

 

[Jenova65]

DA:O - Sten - ''No.'', and..
Alistair - ''Andraste's flaming sword.... I KNOW where babies come from''

ME1 - Kaidan - ''I think we're going to need a bigger boot, Commander''

ME2 - Mordin - ''Flammable.....or inflammable, forget which... doesn't matter..''

KOTOR II - Atton Rand - ''Pure Pazaak''

I think that covers it.

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

Also, Sam & Max:

Max: I'll name him John, since that's where we found him.

Sam: Look Lactose, we'd rather you didn't eradicate the whole human race.
Max: Some of our closest friends claim to be human.

Sam: I've got something in my eye.
Max: Try digging it out with a fork. That always works for me.

Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
Max (in his mind): ..............
Sam: Well, that was a waste of money[/quote]

what about
Holy beer-battered Princes of Maine and Kings of New England in a glass-bottom boat with trip-hop DJ and the second runner-up in the Miss Teen Oklahoma Pageant!

 

[CoDzombieDude]

I'm not gonna fight you, i'm gonna kick your ass - Duke Nukem
Your ass is grass, and I've got the weed whacker - Duke Nukem
War... War never changes... - Fallout 3
I've covered wars you know... - Dead Rising
It's time to end this nightmare - Silent Hill 2

:3 And pretty much anything else from Duke Nukem

 

[night_tiger9]

"Are you sure this thing works dock? ...That cat still haunts me..." Barney Calhoun on the tele-porter in HL2

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"Have you seen a little girl? Black hair? Just turned seven last month?" - Harry Mason.

 

[Gralian]

I don't NEED words. I'M BEYOND THE WORDS. - Jack Lupino, Max Payne

And one from Max himself, as i've always been fascinated by the philosophy of choice;

There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask "Why me?" and "What if?". When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.

We can't end without a quote from Nyx Avatar, from Persona 3.

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed.

Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are; Death awaits you.

 

[zehydra]

"Ha ha ha haaaa HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA" - Gannondorf after opening the door of time in OoT

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"Ah yes 'Reapers'." -Turian Representative
"Shepard" -Wrex "Wrex" -Shepard
"You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. *Pause* Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible." -Garrus

"From this new vantage point I can totally see what the problem is: A bunch of gross fan leeches are eating our fans."
"We already knew that!"
"Silence groundwalker!" -Eddie Riggs
(There are a lot of other lines from Brutal Legend that I love, especially the ones your units say when you're near)

"Goliath online." -Goliath (duh)
*Sssttt* "Ah that's the stuff" -Marine with Stimpack

"AK-47s for everyone!" -After getting the tech upgrade in C&C Generals

 

[jackmn31]

anything shaun says in assassins creed brotherhood

 

[The_Shepherd]

"Do you have even a passing interest in doing your job?"- Walton Simons

 

[AnonymouZero]

Seymour: Now nothing can stop us!
Tidus: Well, we can!
Seymour:

BY ALL MEANS, TRY!

 

[imnot]

at 0:15

 

[Camoman]

"Look at this place, so rural and idylic. Hideous is it not. Try not to inhale it my lord."

"I think I need a dark corner and something to pummel."

"Evil always finds a way."

Gnarl from Overlord has always been on of my favorite characters.

 

[faspxina]

"Decapitation! It is dead... I shall now teach you of French kissing", Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend)

 

[randomrob]

"Mean people don't last very long down here...."- Creepy guy in the Coruscant undercity in the Phantom Menace PC game.

 

[wrightguy0]

"I won't insult your meager intelligence Mr Marston, please don't insult mine." - Edgar Ross, Red Dead Redemption

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

"Wow! You're the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Gray Prince! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"

 

[EPolleys]

"Rhinos RHINOS, our enemies hide in metuhl bawkses the cowards the fools! We should take away their METUHL BAWKSES!" -Firaeveus Carron
Best script ever