Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread

[Cogwheel]

Plenty of great ones, but I think the first place goes to the endgame speech in Planescape: Torment. Followed closely by the "edge of the coin" speech in Soul Reaver 2.

 

[SoranMBane]

"USE RUN TO MOVE QUICKLY." - Dead Space

"Watch out for the head-humpers, Gordon!" "Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!" - Half-Life 2

"There's a giant tentacle blocking the transport door." "Stick around; I'm full of bad ideas." "Fuck you! And fuck your Marker!" - Dead Space 2

And literally EVERYTHING GLaDOS says in Portal.

 

[Vigormortis]

What was Your Favourite video game quote or quote's

I've got many, but I'll only list a few.

Spoiler: Half-Life series

"Ah, no pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!" - Vortigaunt

"Oh, and Freeman! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that debacle at Black Mesa. You know the one I mean... involving a certain microwave casserole." - Dr. Arne Magnusson

[link]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0853117/quotes[/link]

Spoiler: Conkers Bad Fur Day

Gregg: Conker! Conker! Conker! Yes you, boy! You're dead! You are dead! Dead as a do... dead as a... I can't be arsed with this bloody, ridiculous contraption! Whose idea was this anyway? (pause) Right... hello... um... my name's Gregg... the Grim Reaper, and don't laugh!
Conker: Aren't you a little short to be a Grim Reaper?
Gregg: Well, how many Grim Reapers have you met before, mate? Well, what am I supposed to look like?
Conker: Yeah... that's a good point, and well made.
Gregg: Now... let's see... ah yes, Conker. Surname?
Conker: The Squirrel.
Gregg: The Squirrel... the... oh bloody hell, you would have to be a sodding squirrel, wouldn't you?
Conker: Why? Is there a problem with that?
Gregg: Well yes there is, actually! It's like those bloody cats! Such a pain in the arse! You're one of these special cases!
Conker: Oh really!
Gregg: Yes! Apparently, according to the powers that be... I'm just doing my job. I do what I'm told, and don't even get paid very much. Apprently, squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with!
Conker: Oh, I see! So I'm not dead!
Gregg: You're dead, but not quite.
Conker: Huh! Right! I'll be off then!
Gregg: Tsuh! Just you wait, smartarse! You don't get out of that easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have a few more, shall we say, chances. Yeah. Like cats! I hate those things! Right! Distributed around your little world are these tail things! Squirrels' tails. If you can get them, I'll give you an extra chance, understand?
Conker: Um... well... sounds a bit strange, but okay.
Gregg: Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody cats... the way they meow and they piss everywhere... and their shit smells just bloody awful... (mumbles)

[link]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279742/quotes[/link]

Spoiler: Left 4 Dead 2

"They oughta name a school after me for this shit." - Coach

Nick "I'm getting sick of looking at this guy's face."
Coach: "Well trust me - in these parts, he's as famous as....Elvis. Or the president."
Nick: "Really. 'Cause he looks like an asshole."
Coach: "Get yo' ass movin', Nick."

[link]http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Left_4_Dead_Wiki[/link]

Maybe I'll list more later. For now, it's early morning and I need to get ready.

 

[Osaka117]

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby. ...Erm, what is his name again?"

...

"That's right! I remember now! His name is DOUCHE!"

 

[Scythas]

"ENEMIES! WE NEED ENEMIES"

 

[Aurgelmir]

Guybrush after having met a monkey that did Monkey Kombat to him:

"I have no idea what he said, but I feel mildly insulted"

Also from Warcraft 3 Mage:

"For the end of the world spell, press Controll Alt Delete"

 

[TheSquashedOrange]

"It's a weapon, it's really powerful, especially against living things" gotta love the first resident evil with it's voice acting. Oh yeah, and "one who knows nothing can understand nothing." Everything Ansem says in the first kingdom hearts sounds badass.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Recently Isabella from Dragon Age 2 has come up with some amusing ones:

"If I can get you to stick your thumb up his arse I win."
"What can I say? I love big boats and I can not lie."
"I can whore myself out without any help from you!"

And this gem with Merril:
Random NPC: You don't want to go through there though, there's a huge dragon!
Merril: Are we going through there? I've never seen a huge dragon before.

 

[StraightToHeck]

"I've had enough of your disengenuous assertions." *punches reporter in face* - ME2

Ezio's mom - "You need to find more outlets."
Ezio - "I have plenty of outlets!"
Ezio's mom - "I meant other than vaginas." - AC2

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definently regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! Hoo-rah!" - Halo 2

"Secrets are like herpes: if you got 'em, you might as well spread 'em around." - ME1

There are more but I can't think of them right now

 

[Anima the Aeon]

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"

Auron from Final Fantasy X.

 

[tahrey]

The only two I know for sure are the marine squad and the Dreadnought. The others are educated guesses. I love Dawn of War.

Ahhh, haven't played that in so long, and normally it was on the Orc side, but I know what you mean. I figure they probably had the same scriptwriters and actors as the older Warcraft games (back when it was still single-player, yknow...)

Which does provoke a memory of a pythonesque GEEETT ON WITH IT!!! as an eventual reply when you did that old thing of repeatedly clicking on a newly acquired unit to see what sorts of things it said (because soldiers that would chat back with more than one or two stock phrases were pretty new at the time).

I don't remember too many individual speeches and the like, so can I just have little samples?

"Silos needed" in C&C was always nice to hear... we got plenty of tiberium, boys, so just keep holding off the enemy until we can crank out a few more of you...

"Ergonomically terrific" and a bunch of other dumb things from Megalomania

"X needs food badly!" "X shot the food!" "X is about to die!" "X is IT"... etc

skrkrsWELCMMssfsTEWffsfGOLTRUNAsfkskr...

and, for me, an iconic moment of first turning on and loading up a 16 bit machine: a very plain and simple "SECTOR ONE". Telling you ... THE GAME'S STARTED - GET SHOOTING SOME STUFF!

Oh and though it was only expressed in text and an "ooo" sample, Maria / Celes' opera in FF6 must count for something, alongside all the lunacy from Kefka?

 

[FightThePower]

There's a unused quote from the Rome: Total War military advisor that's pretty good.

"They are extremely powerful. And quite frankly, we haven't a snowflake's chance in Vulcan's forge of winning here. I suggest a *ahem* tactical advance...directly away from the enemy. Run! Now! Run. Run away. Run away."

It's funny because he's usually so calm and he starts panicking whilst he says this. Shame it wasn't put in the game.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"That was the first time I died."
I like to say it the first time I die in a competitive multiplayer game.

 

[Korzack]

"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and...
THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE, OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!"

"That's right, It's all in the wrist"

"Thanks for the tank... he doesn't get me anything"
"Oh, I know what the ladies like"

 

[Popadoo]

I know it isn't out yet, but that just proves how awesome the game is.

'You may have a very minor case... of serious brain damage.'
then...
'Just say... apple. Simple word, A-P-P-L-E. How would you use it in a sentence? Hmmm, this apple is crunchy.' *HUD Tells you to press space* 'Ok, ok, what you're doing there is jumping.'


From the Portal 2 demo from Youtube. Wheatley is going to fucking rock.

 

[Jawsomeness]

I am The White Void.
I am The Cold Steel.
With blade in hand, I shall reap the sins of this world, and cleanse them in the fires of destruction!
I am Haku-Men!
The End Has Come!

Also

I never cared about justice,
and I don't recall ever caling myself a hero...
I have always only fought for the people I believe in.

I won't hesitate...

If an enemy appears in front of me,I will destroy it!

Ciel!
Believe In Me!

 

[Spineyguy]

So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."

That and virtually everything the All-knowing Vortigaunt says.

 

[run_forrest_run]

"You know what they say. All toasters toast toast".

 

[Ice Car]

I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT

Also,

Dinosaurs, without the benefit of fireproof surfboards, were ill-equipped to survive.
My sense of humor was shot off in the war. Very sad.

 

[Torrasque]

Anything said in TF2
"STOP POKING ME!" - Artanis
About 20 other things said in SC1 and 2
and "I'LL CUT YOU SONS OF BITCHES IN HALF!" - Conker's Bad Fur Day