" man, this war is so messed UP!" 'i know what you mean, its like a freakin video game!' "yeah, i bet people are gonna argue for YEARS on how half of this is even possible"
and
"hey you think they have polar bears and finland?" 'yeah i bet they have em just walking up and down the streets!' "next time i go to finland, im bringing my gun."
and
"hey you see that new assault rifle in the new issue of guns and babes? mmmhmm..." 'wait...you actually READ whats in that?' "of course! i buy 'em for the articles, man!"
and finally
"hey, did you see how good he is with a rocket launcher?" 'ahh i could do just as good.' "yeah there's a reason your not allowed to throw you know..."