Would you Kindly? a VG Quote Thread
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" man, this war is so messed UP!" 'i know what you mean, its like a freakin video game!' "yeah, i bet people are gonna argue for YEARS on how half of this is even possible"
and
"hey you think they have polar bears and finland?" 'yeah i bet they have em just walking up and down the streets!' "next time i go to finland, im bringing my gun."
and
"hey you see that new assault rifle in the new issue of guns and babes? mmmhmm..." 'wait...you actually READ whats in that?' "of course! i buy 'em for the articles, man!"
and finally
"hey, did you see how good he is with a rocket launcher?" 'ahh i could do just as good.' "yeah there's a reason your not allowed to throw you know..."
and
"hey you think they have polar bears and finland?" 'yeah i bet they have em just walking up and down the streets!' "next time i go to finland, im bringing my gun."
and
"hey you see that new assault rifle in the new issue of guns and babes? mmmhmm..." 'wait...you actually READ whats in that?' "of course! i buy 'em for the articles, man!"
and finally
"hey, did you see how good he is with a rocket launcher?" 'ahh i could do just as good.' "yeah there's a reason your not allowed to throw you know..."
"Hey there, stuffed crust! How's life living on top of the food chain? You're definately... living large."
Daxter to Krew in Jak II.
Daxter to Krew in Jak II.
I'll go with some gems from the classic Sam and Max Hit The Road!
Trixie: Stay away from him, you malefactor!
Max: I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph!
Sam: I can now control the speed and direction of the rotating diner via these mounted binoculars!
Max: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.
Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes.
Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that?
Sam: Hey Sam, I mean Max.
Trixie: Stay away from him, you malefactor!
Max: I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph!
Sam: I can now control the speed and direction of the rotating diner via these mounted binoculars!
Max: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.
Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes.
Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that?
Sam: Hey Sam, I mean Max.
"I have lots of outlets"
"I meant besides vaginas"
Assassin's Creed 2
god i love that game.
and anything by duke nukem god bless him.
"I meant besides vaginas"
Assassin's Creed 2
god i love that game.
and anything by duke nukem god bless him.
From top to bottom:Reveras said:
Space Marines marine squad
Imperial Guard Inquisitor retinue squad (or whatever it's called)
Space Marine Dreadnought
Eldar Guardian squad
Eldar Warp Spider squad
The only two I know for sure are the marine squad and the Dreadnought. The others are educated guesses. I love Dawn of War.
OT: "Take this, Jill. You, the master of unlocking, might find it useful."
"Construction finished. If I see one more bag of dirt..."
"Must construct additional pylons."
"Now would you kindly go and die?"
Those are just a few, but I can't think of any other good ones.
A game called Whiplash, about a narcisitic rabbit (named redmond) chained to a weasel called Spanx (who uses redmond as a flail weapon)
Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except its on concrete, and
Im flat on my back, and its REALLY PAINFUL!
Redmond: [as Spinx uses him to pummel enemies] And I thought being
stamped with makeup was degrading
Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?
Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!
Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except its on concrete, and
Im flat on my back, and its REALLY PAINFUL!
Redmond: [as Spinx uses him to pummel enemies] And I thought being
stamped with makeup was degrading
Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?
Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!
Guybrush from Monkey Island 2
"Hey, it's Kyle Katarn in a dress!"
Dr Aeon from City of Heroes (after explaining what to expect in a mission and how to escape a cunning trap)
Aeon "I can't believe I just told them how to escape like that. Alright, wipe this recording and start again.
Guard "Er, sir?"
Aeon "What?"
Guard "You asked for this to go out, er, live... sir."
Aeon "....... AGH!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!"
"Hey, it's Kyle Katarn in a dress!"
Dr Aeon from City of Heroes (after explaining what to expect in a mission and how to escape a cunning trap)
Aeon "I can't believe I just told them how to escape like that. Alright, wipe this recording and start again.
Guard "Er, sir?"
Aeon "What?"
Guard "You asked for this to go out, er, live... sir."
Aeon "....... AGH!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!"
Space MarinesReveras said:
Grey Knights
Avatar of Khaine
Eldar Rangers
Eldar Warp Spiders
The only one I'm not sure about is the one I think is the Avatar. Fucking LOVE Warp Spiders in that game, so ridiculously good, 3 squads as soon as I can.
DIEEEEEEE!!!! Die you irritating little bastard! I took him up Dive Rock and launched him FLYING. ;;DJb101093 said:
Anyways.
Gotta love Cthulhu: "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" As the corridor warps around you whilst you're slowly driven insane.
That and when, in Jak III, Jak And Daxter look incredulously at the camera after being told 'This is not a game!" It's brilliant!
