Would you still drink milk if cows were anthropomorphic?

[Worgen]

Unfortunately I don't have an off-hand knowledge of any cows that have shown up in Disney movies, but how's this?

A new question for everybody: Would you drink the milk from Otis, the bull from Barnyard?

Ummm, if you're drinking milk from a bull, you're not drinking milk.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

bull

Beg pardon?

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, another dark and terrible place for the thread to go:

Even up into the 50s, they were teaching surgery by shooting a goat in the leg or something, and them operating on it with lots of doctors watching. Dunno when that stopped, actually. Also, without going into details, gynecology in America started back when slavery was still around, so...yeah...

We'd not get stories about Burke and Hare. We also lose "The Body Snatchers", the 1945 film with Boris Karloff (not to be confused with the sci-fi films with the same name).

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Ummm, if you're drinking milk from a bull, you're not drinking milk.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, and you know how hunters somehow often mistake other hunter wearing blaze orange for deer? Yeah, that'd be worse. Even more oopsies with guns.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

"Don't threaten me with a good time." JK

 

[Drathnoxis]

Beg pardon?

Otis is a male cow... with an udder.

Ummm, if you're drinking milk from a bull, you're not drinking milk.

Well what comes out of the udder then?

 

[Worgen]

Well what comes out of the udder then?

Male cows don't have udders, maybe he's a transcow who hasn't been able to do bottom surgery yet.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Otis is a male cow... with an udder.

Well what comes out of the udder then?

Are you sure he doesn't just have 4 dicks?

 

[BrawlMan]

Are you sure he doesn't just have 4 dicks?

Well what comes out of the udder then?

Male cows don't have udders, maybe he's a transcow who hasn't been able to do bottom surgery yet.

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[Drathnoxis]

Are you sure he doesn't just have 4 dicks?

I thought I was, but looking again now...

 

[Worgen]

I thought I was, but looking again now...

Ok, now I'm sure this is a fetish thing.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

You take your weird male cow milk and you enjoy it, but please do it in the privacy of your home s

 

[CriticalGaming]

i have been introduced to the horror that is Pilk and I can't ever think of Milk the same away again.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I sorta want to know what Pilk is, and I also want not to find out.

 

[CriticalGaming]

I sorta want to know what Pilk is, and I also want not to find out.

There are two kinds.

One is Pepsi and Milk mixed together.

The other is Pickle flavored Milk.

Neither is good.

 

[Worgen]

I sorta want to know what Pilk is, and I also want not to find out.

Did someone say wilk?

 

[Thaluikhain]

Huh.

I either thought it'd be something innocuous (like "Plant based milk" or something) or some weird fetish ("Penis Milk" comes (no pun intended) to mind, given the thread).

But...ew. Both of those sound horrible, and obviously horrible. Why?

 

[Drathnoxis]

There are two kinds.

One is Pepsi and Milk mixed together.

The other is Pickle flavored Milk.

Neither is good.

I've drank Coke and milk before, it's not bad. Not sure how Pepsi would be any worse.

 

[CriticalGaming]

I've drank Coke and milk before, it's not bad. Not sure how Pepsi would be any worse.

I can never trust anything you say now.