Would you still drink milk if cows were anthropomorphic?

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Unfortunately I don't have an off-hand knowledge of any cows that have shown up in Disney movies, but how's this?

A new question for everybody: Would you drink the milk from Otis, the bull from Barnyard?

Ummm, if you're drinking milk from a bull, you're not drinking milk.
 

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Oh, another dark and terrible place for the thread to go:

Even up into the 50s, they were teaching surgery by shooting a goat in the leg or something, and them operating on it with lots of doctors watching. Dunno when that stopped, actually. Also, without going into details, gynecology in America started back when slavery was still around, so...yeah...

We'd not get stories about Burke and Hare. We also lose "The Body Snatchers", the 1945 film with Boris Karloff (not to be confused with the sci-fi films with the same name).
 

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Oh, and you know how hunters somehow often mistake other hunter wearing blaze orange for deer? Yeah, that'd be worse. Even more oopsies with guns.
 

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Well what comes out of the udder then?
Male cows don't have udders, maybe he's a transcow who hasn't been able to do bottom surgery yet.
 

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i have been introduced to the horror that is Pilk and I can't ever think of Milk the same away again.
 

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Huh.

I either thought it'd be something innocuous (like "Plant based milk" or something) or some weird fetish ("Penis Milk" comes (no pun intended) to mind, given the thread).

But...ew. Both of those sound horrible, and obviously horrible. Why?
 
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