You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Tom Phoenix]

Ultralisk says hello.

 

[Koganesaga]

One of 3 unbeatable choices:
1) Cybranasourous [see supreme commander 2]
2) Ulkanos [see monster hunter: freedom unite]
3) Akantor [see monster hunter: freedom unite]

 

[UberLemonBoy]

Me and the Badass Mother Fuck will kick your ass

 

[Silva]

A dragon, from the universe of Raymond E Feist's Magician. Since they were originally ridden by godly beings, they were pretty much demigods themselves. They can also think for themselves, and are more intelligent than humans. That means I probably wouldn't have to do much more than hold on, which is good because that would be all I could manage, if that.

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools! (Note to self, wear fire-resistent clothes.)

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

I am a servant of the Sacred Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udûn! You cannot pass.

 

[nin_ninja]

If it's not 'alive' I would choose to ride Mechazawa Cycle.

If it is, I would have to choose a Grolm.

 

[Legendsmith]

A dragon, from the universe of Raymond E Feist's Magician. Since they were originally ridden by godly beings, they were pretty much demigods themselves. They can also think for themselves, and are more intelligent than humans. That means I probably wouldn't have to do much more than hold on, which is good because that would be all I could manage, if that.

Yes. What this guy said.
(It's also good to see another Raymond E Feist reader)

 

[omega_peaches]

A Tank.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

well someone really liked avatar.. I'm gonna geek out oldschool DnD style and mount up on the back of the tarrasque. eat it world.

I see your Tarrasque and raise you a Wyvern.

 

[Naled]

My daughter's barbie bike, with a five gallon bucket that has eye holes cut out and a lance that's just a broom stick.

 

[BadAssPope]

A dragon. Simple, efficient, completely fucking awesome. And if that guarantes my death, then the dragon has leather seats. Might as well die comfortable.

I think you mean a DragonITE. Hyper-Beam them to shittery!

 

[Snarky Username]

A gigantic otter. He will break open their heads like clams on hi tummy!

 

[Snotnarok]

Metal Slug obviously

 

[BadAssPope]

A prowlgrin.

 

[Schneizel]

Doctor Manhattan in his anti-Vietcong supersize form.

 

[superbatranger]

A pissed off Berserker. All I have to do is hold on tight, and hope they're stupid enough to shoot.

 

[Cpu46]

A behemoth from Harry Turtledoves Darkness series.

Think a giant furry rhino that can have either a catapult that launches explosives or a gigantic magical beam rifle strapped to its back.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Ultralisk, no doubt about that

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

well someone really liked avatar.. I'm gonna geek out oldschool DnD style and mount up on the back of the tarrasque. eat it world.

Blah, you stole mine.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Sure, it can fly, but why would it need to? Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools! (Note to self, wear fire-resistent clothes.)

[http://media.photobucket.com/image/balrog/Wasja555/Balrog.jpg?o=52]

(don't fight wizards with it, though)

...

wrong balrog ...

HUZZAH