You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Fox242]

What creature am I riding? Only one of the scariest monstrosities ever to grace the world of video gaming...

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[sketch_zeppelin]

Battle Cat from he-man, pay attention the next time you watch that show. Battle Cat will eat you alive, ALIVE AND SCREAMING!!!

 

[A velociraptor]

Oh, a Greater Daemon of Khorne from 40K, easily. Go ahead and take away the flight, these things can slaughter legions.

 

[ddon]

Cthulhu. He would take them down in thirty seconds. The first twenty-five is going to be it trying to rip me off of his back though.

 

[vivalahelvig]

I will re-match you with a lazer cat! (Doomsday arcade reference)
EDIT:
stupid quote thing didnt work

 

[L0ki]

The Night Bringer. nothing says your gonna die like the being that implanted the fear of death itself

 

[vivalahelvig]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

 

[The Anhk24]

i would be riding on a gundam, preferably this http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/0ae784ac4d711287e5294317aa4551bb1224535203_full.jpg

 

[Kaowaul]

Those guys were epic win.
Cookie to anyone who knows what it's from.

Starship Troopers, the movie i hate the most, i saw it when i was like 10, it scared the shit out of me for 1, and 2, because of that movie, i will forever mix up the musical artist Jefferson Starship and the band Trooper with each other

 

[Super Toast]

Cthullu. (Spelt wrong?)

Never thought I'd mention him.

I'd say that would be cheating if I didn't pick the exact same thing.

 

[OmegaCheese]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

 

[ANIM4L M0TH3R]

A silly rainbow-dragon from "Avatar".

 

[OmegaCheese]

Now here's the best two best damn things to go to battle on...

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You take your pick.

 

[sabercrusader]

A Liger orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i guess chuck norris counts as a creture though so yeah ( the only hard part with chuck norris is getting on his back)

 

[vivalahelvig]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

 

[IntangibleFate]

A chocobo, I have rode into many battles and always been good with a trust chocobo.

 

[Danmalone72]

Sauron .. who else?!
Edit : Or a Murloc

 

[Zyxx]

A God Warrior from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - an intact one that was properly grown and maintained. They CAN fly, but since I don't particularly enjoy radiation sickness, I'd prefer if mine didn't while I was riding. I'd still take a few CBLB502 (real-world Rad-X, or something like it) before climbing on, though.
They shoot exploding lasers. Scientifically iffy, but awesome, and more than good enough to wipe out 100 soldiers.