You are going to be assassinated

[Hyper-space]

-Iceland
-Defiled salmon
-killed by said salmon

 

[Mistermixmaster]

- Norway
- Accidentally double parked for 5 minutes while buying a game
- Shot with a sniper rifle, but strong gusts make the shot hit my kidney and I bleed out slowly, all alone on the cold dark streets...

Right, that depressed me a bit. I seriously gotta stop visiting these threads...

 

[subject_87]

-CLASSIFIED
-CLASSIFIED
-CLASSIFIED

No Really,
-USA,
-Made a grand, eloquent flawless speech about video games being a valid art form with the whole nation watching,
-Cognitive dissonance among the 'games are the devil' crowd causes them to go insane and kill-crazy, and they toss me into the Grand Canyon.

 

[Double A]

North Korea
I doubt North Korea's power
Nuclear fire

 

[Wutaiflea]

-Canada
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
.

Aw, but I wanted to do a Crank reference...

Dream smasher... Now I'll have to settle for some other crap...

- UK.
- Unearthed the secret conspiracy to control the minds of the weak through Cheryl Cole's hideous, peach-blusher-wearing, gurning face.
- Assassination carried out by a thin net of cheese wire being fastened above my toilet seat, causing me to cut myself into tiny pieces.

 

[sagacious]

-USA
-Griefed Obama's minecraft house with TNT.
-My REAL house is blown up by an airstike with me inside.

 

[chstens]

- Sweden
- I killed about a hundred idiots with a sniper rifle from the royal castle's roof.
- A really hot assassin would come after me, and we would have really awesome sex before she shot me between the eyes in my sleep.

... I don't know. XD

Are you the Laser Man?

 

[hurfdurp]

-Canada
-I downloaded a movie, let's make it 'Fire and Ice'.
-They take pity on me and allow Leon to be part of my firing squad.

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

-Netherlands
-Made a launchpad for missiles next to my windmill
-Bastards poisoned my Heineken.

 

[Jake the Snake]

USA
I flunked a Physics exam.
My head explodes.

 

[Del-Toro]

Country: Canada

Offense: Suggesting that socialized health insurance actually isn't the magical elixir to eternal life that people on the internet seem to think it is.

Method of Execution: Ambushed by an ambulance, and OD'd on drugs which I wasn't charged for.

 

[AceAngel]

-Canada
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
.

Aw, but I wanted to do a Crank reference...

Dream smasher... Now I'll have to settle for some other crap...

- UK.
- Unearthed the secret conspiracy to control the minds of the weak through Cheryl Cole's hideous, peach-blusher-wearing, gurning face.
- Assassination carried out by a thin net of cheese wire being fastened above my toilet seat, causing me to cut myself into tiny pieces.

Ninja'd I guess!
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[nebtheslayer95]

USA

Messed with Machinima Respawn

Dr. Disrespect found where I live and ended me with his superior technology.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

-Norway
-Robbed a bank
-Died after 55 years as a hermit in the mountains.

 

[amaranthisasin]

Country: USA
Infraction: Spoke out against the TSA
Death: Aggressive body cavity search.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

- Russia
- Stole military hardware to show off to my friends (It was a good idea at the time)
- Death by being harpooned in the spleen and ravaged by an albino tiger.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Uk

Ripping on call of duty and halo again

Crushed to death with a giant marble Phallus ( does anyone know to which film I am referring)

 

[WOPR]

-USA
-They found out I was Communist
-They plan on killing me with the butterfly knives I love so much

...but they'll have to catch me first!
**runs to Canada**

 

[Jegsimmons]

USA

Stole Nancy Pelosi's alcohol

Everything.

 

[WOPR]

Uk

Ripping on call of duty and halo again

Crushed to death with a giant marble Phallus ( does anyone know to which film I am referring)

Okay that could happen to me too, I'm always being chased down for saying the Halo-ed CoD-fish that's Crafting-Mines in it's World-of-War should run(e) to e-scape it's downfall from being the Super Guitar-Smashing Hero it is.

(now try and figure out what games I don't like)