You are going to be assassinated
- Thread starter InnerRebellion
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- Norway
- Made princess Märtha Loise cry by saying "there are no such things as angels" .
- Hunted down and torn to shreds by an elite team of hit-trolls.
- Made princess Märtha Loise cry by saying "there are no such things as angels" .
- Hunted down and torn to shreds by an elite team of hit-trolls.
USA
-discovered that theyre researching a chemical weapon that makes zombies
-was captured and used as a test subject for the weapon, my zombie-self would later break out of the lab and start the zombie apocalypse, until jesus 2.0 and his guitar-wielding protegee stop it and then take over whats left of the world.
-discovered that theyre researching a chemical weapon that makes zombies
-was captured and used as a test subject for the weapon, my zombie-self would later break out of the lab and start the zombie apocalypse, until jesus 2.0 and his guitar-wielding protegee stop it and then take over whats left of the world.
-America.
-Combined the DNA of Abraham Lincoln with the DNA of a velociraptor, created a monstrosity that Lincoln from the waist up, but with velociraptor legs. And covered in feathers.
-Killed by a creature that was created by combining Morgan Freeman's DNA with that of a wild pig, AKA Boargan Freeman.
-Combined the DNA of Abraham Lincoln with the DNA of a velociraptor, created a monstrosity that Lincoln from the waist up, but with velociraptor legs. And covered in feathers.
-Killed by a creature that was created by combining Morgan Freeman's DNA with that of a wild pig, AKA Boargan Freeman.
This one wins:llew said:
OT:
-Ireland
-Assassinated Brian Cowen (Taoíseach or PM for your Brits)
-Drowned in the Guinness Brewery.
Hmm...
- Australia
- Loving an actually smart Texan
- Beaten with a Can of Fosters (as that is the beer Americans think we love) Get stomped on by The Boot, and to finish it all in a daze of confusion and lumps of my cranium lodging in my brain, surrounded by really bad Crocodile Dundee impersonators till I die.
Death by stereotypes, weee ^^
- Australia
- Loving an actually smart Texan
- Beaten with a Can of Fosters (as that is the beer Americans think we love) Get stomped on by The Boot, and to finish it all in a daze of confusion and lumps of my cranium lodging in my brain, surrounded by really bad Crocodile Dundee impersonators till I die.
Death by stereotypes, weee ^^
-Canada
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
Meanwhile, a Legion of genetically armored and spliced Squirrel Beavers, riding Bengali Tiger mutated White Sharks, fused in a Silver-back Gorilla, chase me, wielding Lightsaber Guns, and high caliber anti-material fusion snipers. They're aided by the organization of Laser barking Wolves, with Jetpacks, who ride in return Cyborg Dinosaurs, flipping F22's as their Skateboards and Assault Gear.
My only hope is to find Leslie Nielsen soul, and revert back in time, to find THE Great Scott, and reveal the dark future that awaits us all.
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
Meanwhile, a Legion of genetically armored and spliced Squirrel Beavers, riding Bengali Tiger mutated White Sharks, fused in a Silver-back Gorilla, chase me, wielding Lightsaber Guns, and high caliber anti-material fusion snipers. They're aided by the organization of Laser barking Wolves, with Jetpacks, who ride in return Cyborg Dinosaurs, flipping F22's as their Skateboards and Assault Gear.
My only hope is to find Leslie Nielsen soul, and revert back in time, to find THE Great Scott, and reveal the dark future that awaits us all.
