You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[Little Duck]

An invincibility star. Job done.

In a serious tone though, modern stab proof armour, something which will cover me completely, and an L86.

 

[little.09]

a bottle of vodka and a deck chair let them come

 

[jacko124]

a nuke and a bomb shelter

 

[BahamutWings]

A suit of Bear Armour, and a Buster Blade.

 

[thejboy88]

Spartans you say? I think I'll just take a white flag. Guns or no there's no way I'd get out of there alive.

 

[Ithera]

A really well written apology, and a fancy peace offering.

 

[Totenkopf]

My first piece of equipment is a perfectly operative MG 42, my second is a chain with A LOT of bullets.

/WINNING

 

[agnosticOCD]

I'd take a bottle of wine and a Godbox. A box with all the powers of every god that mankind has ever produced in their religions, except it's actually real. Nothing beats having the powers of god, especially not 300 half-naked, primitive soldiers.

 

[Auron225]

2 tonnes of nitroglycerin and a pistol with one bullet - if Im surrounded by 300 Spartans, I cant see myself getting out of it alive but I can at least take as many of them with me as I can! >=)

 

[Resonantscythe]

They were openly gay right?

A flyer for a gay pride parade, and a map to show them how to get there. They're excited to make new friends, and spare me as a reward. Boom.

Or, if the weapons route is required, remember that modern technology would seem like magic to them. So , a jeep (whatever the one that can take the most beating is)with reenforced tires (if such a thing exists)And a sounds system to blast them with Confrontation by Otep while I run them down. I tell them the jeep is my magical chariot, and the music is produced by the tormented souls of those I have slain. If they don't surrender to that, then I got nothin'.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Box of flashbangs, assault rifle with enough ammo. 300 is an awful lot to kill without a distraction or two.

 

[ivc392]

a BFG 9000 and im god to go...

 

[ivc392]

a BFG 9000 and im good to go...

 

[Graevan]

Using a flamethrower and a megaphone I'd prey on their superstitions of magic.

"With a booming voice that rebounded throughout the valley he stood there, alone. He called himself the God of Hellfire and he engulfed any that dared draw near in a torrent of flame!"

 

[ALYKZANDYR]

An MG42 and a crate of ammo.

 

[graverobber2]

T51-B and a gatling laser

 

[idarkphoenixi]

1. Nuclear Missile
2. Nulear launch button


Game over man, game over.

 

[Engarde]

Shield and Spear.

My plan is they see me as the ultimate badass and don't mess with me.

 

[zHellas]

A nuclear bomb and the detonator to the nuclear bomb.

I win!

 

[Wuggy]

A pack of cigarette and a lighter. If I'm going to perish, at least I'll have a last smoke.