Last game I played was Dwarf Fortress so... I guess I'm my expedition leader.
Oh goody, I'm an 86-year old miner dwarf named Stukos [last name unpronounceable]. Let's see what my description says. So I'm a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry. Let's see what else...
I am often sad and dejected. Joy. I have great analytic abilities, a great memory, and the ability to read emotions fairly well. I am quick to heal and slow to tire. I have a deficit of willpower. I'm also an alcoholic, by which I mean lack of alcohol will literally kill me.
On the bright side, I have a bad-ass beard, and am good at appraising things, plus 86 isn't too old, at-least if we're going by game logic. On the negative side, I can't pronounce my own last name, I have suddenly lost several feet, many pounds, and all my hair, not to mention my dependence on alcohol and lack of willpower are going to be a problem with getting a job. Oh, and I'm apparently going to have to retake swim classes.