you have just slapped your avatar!

[Terrik]

I must have a deathwish. Pretty impressive that I managed to slap Hattori Hanzo though, maybe I'm a ninja.

 

[Foobula]

No! I'm sorry, Half Life! I went to far!
(gets awesomed to death)

 

[Dragonsoulq]

Nah he'd be cool with it.. see...

Oh GOD HE'S EATING ME! MY SPLEEN I DIDN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE TILL NOW!

 

[HasimirFenring]

Looks like I've got ten seconds to beat it before JC adds me to the list of NSF casualties...

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

I can expect a flaming kick upside the head in slow motion while he strikes some ridiculos poss.

 

[neoontime]

Well it's my sexy Kenyon Lion so I don't think it would be really mad if I slapped hi- OH GOD IT'S EATING MY FACE!

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

I technically just slapped a country and it's empire... could that be counted as a deceleration of war... and then artillery shells pound me into the floor

 

[biGBum333]

he'd most likely just take it as a joke and wrestle me to the ground. or eat me alive... or hit me with an artillery shell.

 

[Kagatos]

Best case - I'd be allowed to stay inside the vault at half rations.

Worst case - I'd be kicked out and have the door close behind me as the Holocaust begins.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Well, hopefully he's in a good mood, cuz pretty sure his sword weighs more than I do

 

[Renegade-pizza]

He'd stare into my soul until my heart finally gives in and explodes

 

[SilentCom]

So I slapped a samurai clan symbol? I don't think their would be much in the way of a repercussion. Unless it's like slapping a samurai then I'd probably get a katana through the face.

 

[Dedtoo]

Hopefully a chase scene, or (more likely) me getting murdered in a very gory way :'(

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I just slapped Jamie Lannister, the deadliest swordsman in Westros. There is no way this can end well for me.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Sex?
Please?

Meh, I'd get my arse handed to me.

Most likely Stig would just stare at me.

Imagine an argument with The Stig!

"You never do the dishes round here!"
"..........."
"Maybe if you got off your lazy arse and worked, we wouldn't be in debt!"
".........."
"Fuck you and your face!"
".........."

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I... I dunno what I'd even argue with it about. >_>

If I slapped it, it'd just keep looking at me like it always does.
Silently judging...
<_<;

 

[k-ossuburb]

It'll go *boop* and carry on bouncing around.

Then I'll laugh.

 

[Barry93]

There's nothing I could do. I would feel his wrath and pray for a quick death.

 

[Sneeze]

He probably would do much, just clear his throat, take another drag on his cigar as hundreds of assault rifle wielding guards flooded into the room and surrounded me where they would escort me off to a research facility and inject reaper DNA into my bloodstream...