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[Saulkar]

Imagine how them Canadians must feel as they scoff at us and go outside in shorts in that kind of weather!

I rode my motorcycle in minus 6 degrees Celsius with nothing but jeans and a bunnyhug today, 40 degree F is nothing to us Yetis.

You know you are in Saskatchewan when you can see the curvature of the Earth no matter what direction you face.

 

[WalrusPowers]

So many fellow Australians on this site... we have such a huge gaming culture here, yet our industry is so stagnant...

You know you're in Australia when the floods put out the bushfires.

Spoiler: You know you're in Australia when you turn on your tap and one of these motherfuckers pops out.

Yes, this happened to me.
No, I wasn't bitten.
Yes, I killed it with a work boot.

 

[Thaluikhain]

or Holland (the equivalent of England, meaning only a part of the country)?

Would Ireland be better, cause there's north and south? Though, different nations/parts of.

 

[Dragoon]

You know you live in Edinburgh when you walk down the street and here more people speaking foreign languages than your own.

 

[Hagi]

or Holland (the equivalent of England, meaning only a part of the country)?

Would Ireland be better, cause there's north and south? Though, different nations/parts of.

Geographically yeah.

Was more referring in the sense that foreigners sometimes call the United Kingdom England just like they call the Netherlands Holland. Don't think I've ever heard the UK referred to as Ireland.

 

[sailor_960]

You know you live in Southern California when you've gotten bored of the weather being sunny and 70 degrees every day. Because in Southern California, even when its raining it's still sunny and 70 degrees.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

You know you live in interesting times when shit goes down!

 

[Rariow]

You know you live in Spain when people are obnoxiously loud and try to tell you about the latest football match when you've repeatedly told them you don't really give a damn about football.

 

[Angie7F]

You know you live in Perth (Australia) when...

People ask what time the bus will be and you say it'll be 5-10 minutes late anyway

and it actually comes twenty minutes late...

You know you are in japan when you see people lining up politely, and at the end of the line you have a talking toilet that washes and dries your private areas.

 

[theSteamSupported]

You know you live in Sweden, when you complain about internet speed being below 100 mbps.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

You know you live in the Netherlands when there's more cyclists than cars no the road.

Gets crazy around universities especially. 50+ cyclists crammed before a single red light.

suddenly i like Norway...
seriously most English hate cycling -.- i'm all alone.[/quote]

Norway =/= Netherlands, like one person already said.

You know you live in The Netherlands when you cannot comprehend someone being unable to swim.
I just can't. How can you NOT be able to swim? How?

 

[Sacman]

You know you're in San Francisco when you see openly gay couples out in broad day light... seriously, even in the rest of California that doesn't happen... I used to live in Sacramento which is only like an hour drive away and even the air there is thick with homophobia...<.>

 

[Morti]

You know you live in England when people start acting like it's the End of Days due to an inch of snow...

 

[The Funslinger]

you know you're in England when; if anything happens the first thing to do is make tea.

To be a tad more specific:

You know you're from Yorkshire when someone gets stabbed, and sleeps it off.

This has happened twice within my family. Once, when someone tried to mug me, and once when my dad got really drunk in Christmas. He woke up on Boxing Day with the stem of a wineglass sticking out of him.

 

[AnarchistFish]

You know you live in London when you hear more French than English in the underground.
You know you live in England when people complain about things but never do anything about it.
You know you're a Frenchman living in England when everyone is an annoying smart alec little shit to you.

 

[Pink Gregory]

You know you live in rural England when everywhere stinks of shit and you don't find it to be a problem.

 

[KevinR1990]

You know you live in central Florida when a walkable downtown area is Universal CityWalk.

You know you live in Florida when you have a beach in your backyard.

 

[Shinsei-J]

You know you live in Margaret River(south of Perth(Australia)) when you know what wine goes with which cheese and which is best to eat in 30 degrees celsius heat on the beach while surfing.
Ahh Christmas time...

 

[Shocksplicer]

You know you live in Queensland (Australia) when it rains for a solid week, shortly after forecasts predicted the region would fall into a period of drought. Just goes to show that Australia, like Australians, likes to fuck with people for kicks.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

You know you live in interesting times when shit goes down!

Reminds me of a friendly Chinese curse:

"May you live in interesting times"