You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

The xenos are past the barricade.

 

[FPLOON]

They returned!

 

[UltraDeth]

It's doing that thing, again.

 

[Barbas]

The hermetic seals failed.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

after so many hours reading posts, the sun hurts your eyes.

 

[FPLOON]

You made a funny! *twitch*

 

[UltraDeth]

Butterflies are gathering.

 

[Barbas]

It's time for the blood feast.

 

[UltraDeth]

The eggs have hatched.

 

[Barbas]

The queen is visiting.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can no longer feel yourself masturbating.

 

[Barbas]

In fact, you can no longer feel *anyone* masturbating.

And that just isn't normal.

 

[FPLOON]

It won't... stop... RUNNING!

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone in this thread isn't what they appear, not long ago that was one or two of us, right now it could be all of us.

 

[Barbas]

The cat's on fire again.

 

[UltraDeth]

We're not the young ones anymore.

 

[Barbas]

It's time for custard buns.

 

[UltraDeth]

The hard drive is full.