You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Someone has a faster speedboat. [https://youtu.be/LP1qiE_IjkI?t=37m8s]

 

[Barbas]

Vice City's still the best one.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can smell females, but there are none about.

 

[Barbas]

The spaghetti's been ruined.

 

[UltraDeth]

It feel's like time is repeating.

 

[Barbas]

Some dude over there's wearing latex and slapping himself with a hot dog.

 

[UltraDeth]

People no longer say "Radical".

 

[FPLOON]

This is the fifth generation, not the fourth...

 

[UltraDeth]

You have a third leg.

 

[Barbas]

There's a gibbon in the punchbowl.

 

[UltraDeth]

Opera reviews are in your newsletter.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You instantly recognize
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[Barbas]

...But you can't recognize the people who live in your house.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your cybernetics need to upgrade with the new software.

 

[Barbas]

It's 1.57, baby!

 

[UltraDeth]

The old dear's still got it.