You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

The experiment has escaped.

 

[Barbas]

Prodding has become a most devastating form of attack.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've forgotten to pay tribute to the mighty Cyclops.

 

[Barbas]

The mice talk.

 

[UltraDeth]

This is off-limit to non-users.

 

[Barbas]

You fart to yourself for larfs.

 

[UltraDeth]

The splendid giantesses have returned.

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was crushed by a hulking pelvis.

 

[UltraDeth]

Nathan Drake has retired.

 

[Barbas]

You've reached the Panther tier.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone has developed a R.Y.N.O. 10.

 

[Barbas]

You know what that means.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're addicted to bustin'.

 

[UltraDeth]

The eggs are off.

 

[Barbas]

The washing machine is on fire.

 

[UltraDeth]

The rocket pack is cleared for take-off.