You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

Britain has taken back China.

 

[Barbas]

The translator is set to Spud.

 

[UltraDeth]

The airship is needing refueling.

 

[Barbas]

There are no remaining sources of fuel anywhere.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's only 5 more miles to the lost city.

 

[Barbas]

They're already capping A?

 

[UltraDeth]

15 new unlockables have been added.

 

[Barbas]

You found the archived shows.

 

[UltraDeth]

A freaky ghost bed is in the house.

 

[UltraDeth]

The parrot has died of old age.

 

[Barbas]

It's fallen off.

 

[UltraDeth]

You married that Korean girl from up the road.

 

[Barbas]

They added spaced armour to the Shermans.

 

[UltraDeth]

You feel 150% American.

 

[Barbas]

Russian is at 60%.

 

[UltraDeth]

Olympus has been renovated.