You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

There's more bad guys to shoot.

 

[Barbas]

Nintendo is re-releasing the Wii for some reason.

 

[UltraDeth]

More games are backwards compatible.

 

[Barbas]

Your buns are really getting tired.

 

[UltraDeth]

You need a new visor.

 

[Barbas]

Ass replacement hardware is inbound.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's time to let one rip.

 

[Barbas]

Everyone's mad but you.

 

[UltraDeth]

Those Goddamn, c***-breath, commie motherf***ers are in the kitchen again, eating the jam.

 

[Living_Brain]

You realize you've been drinking the wrong flavor of kool-aid

 

[UltraDeth]

Your new alias is Dinsdale Jellyfish.

 

[Barbas]

There's a huge elephant on the lawn.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your Godhood just expired.

 

[Barbas]

You hit level 40!

 

[UltraDeth]

You crave a cigar and don't smoke.

 

[Barbas]

The walls are actually painted with jam, which you never noticed before.

 

[UltraDeth]

Einstein's watch has showed up on ebay.

 

[Barbas]

Oh gods, Tiny Tim is back.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've never been this drunk.

 

[Barbas]

They made a whole new forum just for you.