You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

You can impersonate impersonators.

 

[Barbas]

You're hallucinating silt striders in the page margins.

 

[UltraDeth]

You have too many savings.

 

[Barbas]

Times are way hard, man.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everything has guns on it.

 

[Barbas]

The Morag Tong have arisen again.

 

[UltraDeth]

You've lost some weight.

 

[Barbas]

You feel as if you've walked nearly a thousand miles in the last week.

 

[UltraDeth]

The stasis packs have gone off.

 

[Living_Brain]

Your account is older than the amount of post-elementary schooling you got

 

[UltraDeth]

Deja vu is at an all time high.

 

[Neuromancer]

When spam-posting in FG feels like old times.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's been a while since I've forum gamed with Neuromancer.

 

[Living_Brain]

Half your friends list is active but you never see them anywhere

 

[UltraDeth]

Geography is your best subject.

 

[Living_Brain]

However, astrology is your favorite subject

 

[UltraDeth]

It's time to get trigger happy.

 

[Living_Brain]

You thank God signatures weren't a thing

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Tryin to make a change :-/

 

[UltraDeth]

One wonders if poetry is their thing.

 

[Living_Brain]

You miss March Mayhem, the tight Valve/Bioware votes, and the astonishing Mojang run.

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Tryin to make a change :-/