You know you've been on the Escapist too long when...

[UltraDeth]

It's time to join a union.

 

[Barbas]

We're backsliding into fascism.

 

[UltraDeth]

Things happened and other things happened.

 

[Barbas]

He's talking about the Sonic spam invasion.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's about time you got paid for this crap.

 

[Barbas]

Someone's been cheatin'...

 

[UltraDeth]

Ireland is unified.

 

[Barbas]

Wales has rocketed off to become a new nation on the moon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your feet haven't been dry in a month.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you form a forums union.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your groin needs a trim.

 

[Barbas]

You might consider taking a shower. I mean, good god.

 

[UltraDeth]

The R&D department relocated twice.

 

[Barbas]

There's a squid in the garden.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone drove a hovercraft through the concerto.

 

[Barbas]

I upset the crapple cart.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's big willy time.

 

[Barbas]

The Cornetto trilogy is at an end.

 

[UltraDeth]

Nigel Farage leads the Helghast party.

 

[Barbas]

There have been three coups by the military this month alone.