You now have three no strings attached wishes.

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Twilight_guy

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1. World peace
2. Enough cooperation/resources to ensure no one in the world goes hungry.
3. A cure to all major diseases.

Then I go back to playing games all game and remember that solved the world's problems... like a boss.
 

StarsintheBlood

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Eternal financial abundance/security.
The ability to stop aging.
A third wish kept just in case anything goes wrong.
 

guitarsniper

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SuperMse said:
3. The ability to reincarnate into a form of my choice, complete with my current memories, upon death.
THIS IS THE BEST WISH WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT
but yeah, i'd go with
^that for number one
number two: telekinesis on a scale ranging from atomic-scale microkinesis to extremely large-scale macrokinesis. the ability to manipulate matter on a huge variety of scales gives one a lot of options
number three: incredibly, consistently good luck in everything i do
 

SD-Fiend

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to be a talented artist (but not instantly i'd still have to practice)
being able to think and imagine clearer
and the ability to travel into worlds of fiction and become omnipotent whilst there.

and with all of that I can go and look for more genies to grant even more wishes.
 

DarklordKyo

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1. absolute rule over the world
2. eternal perfection in the entire world in my eyes
3. the most delicious burger in the multiverse
 

xdiesp

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Destroy the world! How could you say no?
For the remaining two wishes, maybe a bike and a beer.
 

CommanderL

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1. my brain power i.q and learning speed is time'sd by 100
2. i can understand how things work just by looking at them
3. Matter manipulation
 

CommanderL

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Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
1. my brain power i.q and learning speed is time'sd by 100
2. i can understand how things work just by looking at them
3. sub atomic Matter manipulation
with my increased learning and brain power and my understanding of how things work I would have no limits add to the fact I can modify my genes at a sub atomic level and the world around me to i would be a god in phyiscal form
 

apwalt

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It's almost obligatory but....

1. When I have to pay for something, I want to be able to reach into my pocket and have the exact amount owed.

2. It might sound narcissistic but I would love the ability to mold my body into whatever weight/height/build I would want.

3. Telekinesis. I can move shit with my brain. Come on.
 

Brown Cap

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I'm a simple man. I wouldn't want to change the world - too much drama.

I wish my farts and fecal matter wouldn't smell bad
I wish my teeth were self-cleaning
I fear that my third wish may be inappropriate or offensive, but it involves the extension/enlargement of a certain body part.
 

AstylahAthrys

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1) Teleportation so I could see my out-of-state friends all the time.
2) Make someone's life wonderful/miserable just by my sheer will.
3) I want to be at a good weight and never have that change.
 

Akimoto

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1: Flight
2: Breathing under water
3: Two more wishes
a: Communication with animals
b *-kinesis powers
 

MammothBlade

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1. A bank account to the value of £500 billion.
2. Formidable mind control powers.
3. 100 million top of the range killer robots.

Annd I'm all set for world conquest. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
 

Siris

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No 'Countdown to Infinite Crisis'

No Matrix sequels

Dr Strange Movie that rocks
 

p3t3r

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lots of money. sweet lady skills. and i guess i will keep the last one till i really need it.
 

Biosophilogical

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SuperMse said:
1. Shapeshifting- and I mean full body duplication. If I become an elephant, I have the strength of an elephant.
I'm always a fan of super-shapeshifting. You could shapeshift into a younger form of yourself, or one with healing abilities so that you never age, or into some form of amorphic, gelatinous shapeshifting mass, so even if you get your head exploded off, your consciousness exists in every particle of your being.

OT: Magic. I want magic. The good stuff too; none of this 'You need six rare ingredients and a wooden butter knife made from the wood of a still living chestnut tree' crap. I mean the creation and projection of a new form of energy (magical energy) that allows for the conscious manipulation of objective reality. Kind of like omnipotence, but I have to actually practice to gain power and control, and it isn't just "I want something to happen so it does", it is just a different method by which I can do things (it still requires me to 'do' it, just using magic rather than my physical body).

Immortal consciousness (which is bound to my magical abilities). That way, even if my physical body(/bodies) is(/are) destroyed, I won't cease to exist, and I won't be stuck as some non-physical being with no method by which to interact with the world.

Power sharing, like file sharing but with magic. In case I meet someone that I want to spend eternity with that I can trust with powers of my ... magnitude.

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Brown Cap said:
I'm a simple man. I wouldn't want to change the world - too much drama.

I wish my farts and fecal matter wouldn't smell bad
I wish my teeth were self-cleaning
I fear that my third wish may be inappropriate or offensive, but it involves the extension/enlargement of a certain body part.
Just pick shapeshifting, then you can fiddle with the size and shape of any body part.