your avatar as a weapon

[Not G. Ivingname]

Yes! I get endless chaos and destruction in a neat toon form! ^_^

O.O

OH @#%^! I GET CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION IN AN UNCONTROLLABLE TOON FORM!

 

[Blue Musician]

Yay! Mindfucks! I love them!

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I get a youtube buffering logo. Well, I guess I could bore the zombies to death.

 

[blinkgun96]

So wait do I get the AI as a bodyguard?, or do I have squares as a weapon?

 

[Ziggy109]

"If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard"? Phew. For a moment, I was afraid I'd have to swing poor Morrigan around by her ankles to bludgeon things to death.

 

[NeutralDrow]

...wow, so I have a woman who can kill anything (literally, anything) as my bodyguard?

Yeah, I'm probably immortal, then.

 

[blankedboy]

I get the most badass Dwemer construction ever.
Sadly, it's only about level 5 or so... how sad.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I've got an easily angered girl who owns a gigantic mech creature as big as a Skyscraper guarding me. :3

 

[Korten12]

I get Logan Thackeray from GW2, sweeeeeett....

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Its a Shotgun shell.

Now I just need a shotgun.

 

[Bon_Clay]

Don Quixote Doflamingo has got some seriously deadly powers, being able to control other people like puppets would make him a pretty good bodyguard. Works well for me.

 

[Redalert9r9r]

What?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Donna Noble? Eh, could be worse... it could be Amy. Plus with Donna involved I might be able to attract a wild Doctor!

Which Amy?

Their is Amy Rose (from Sonic), Amy Whinehouse (from my dumpster) that goth Amy (from Wario Ware)...

Which utterly useless person were you refering to?

 

[Deshin]

Mine wins.

Seriously, can anyone top dropping the MOON on someone? That's in a whole league of overkill on its own!

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

sup

 

[JWAN]

Dude, no matter where you go, whatever direction you run. My avatar always gets you.

 

[b0bs0]

Great, I get the cake. Which so happens to be a lie.
Well I'm fucked.

 

[Ultra Man30]

I get a badass version of Luigi...
I win.

 

[Lullabye]

Don Quixote Doflamingo has got some seriously deadly powers, being able to control other people like puppets would make him a pretty good bodyguard. Works well for me.

Ah, you got Don eh? Well, I have Luffy. And, well, depending on how the next few One Piece chapters go, he could be extremely overpowered. If not, well....I guess I have to deal with that annoying son of a ***** and his ADHD. Plus, I'd be broke trying to feed him. This is seeming worse and worse teh more I think about it......

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I have Renamon as a weapon? I am freaking gold. Nothing will stop me.