Your Avatar vs Yourself

[GeneralFungi]

It looks almost as if they're prepared to take themselves out due to starvation. But are these really large smilies, or is that a really small palm tree?

I guess I'd loose anyways considering the blue one's primal senses are kicking in. *Takes the place of the pink smiley shortly after he is eaten*

 

[Brownie101]

Hmm...
Me vs Dapper Luna...

Depends, where are we fighting? Her world; where she's basically God's sister with almost as much power in magic, where she can also fly and doesn't seem above causing widespread chaos and destruction when things don't go right for her?

Or our world where she's a funny looking horse?

Who am I kidding? It doesn't depend on anything. I can't fight, I'm too big of a pacifist. I'm dead.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I'd be fine I reckon, as long as he didn't eat my heart to gain my tasty courage D:

 

[souper soup guy]

No fight, hug it out.

 

[Steagony]

My vocabulary is lacking. Severely.

 

[Jedoro]

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...I may as well just kill myself.

 

[Trooper924]

So do I just fight the clone pilot or does he get to use his gunship? Eh, I'm screwed either way.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

My god a Tali mounted on a magical unicorn pony, i'd have no chance.

 

[Macgyvercas]

My avatar can scold dragons into submission and stare down a fucking cockatrice.

I don't stand a chance.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Me vs Jamie Lannister? This won't end well.

 

[StormShaun]

Well...

Hmmm, If I would think about it, I'm sure we would beat the crap out of each other...but he would surly win since his stamina can last for hours.

But in the end we would surly make up.

 

[___________________]

Maybe I shouldn't have changed my avatar after all.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Solid snake in any other form is still solid snake! Even if he is wearing some corny steam-punk relics!

At least I wouldn't see it coming... Or I would just be knocked out! (I bet that would give me a damn headache!) Or I may be lucky and he may just slip past unnoticed in a metal, gear encrusted cube!

 

[Bazaalmon]

Since my avatar is found some 2 kilometers under the surface of the ocean, I think I'd probably drown first. If I did make it down there, or the squid makes it up, I can probably squish it in my bare hands. So, probably 50-50 chance of winning.

 

[sinn3r]

He's already dead.

 

[C F]

Wings? D'argh, get back here!

It appears we'll have to take this fight to the field of... logic.

Could I out-logic Derpy Hooves? I'd like to think so, but it's hard to take down an opponent who isn't even using the same rule system as you.

It appears we'll have to take this fight to the field of... cooking.

I think I could take Derpy in a cook-off.

 

[Cazza]

Why couldn't my avatar be a dispenser? Or a teleporter (/gets telefagged). Well if it's an unarmed fight. It gets no ammo so I win. No Engineer in my avatar. If it has ammo I'm screwed.

 

[Niall Pitcher]

I'd be molested before I could say "LSVMTFOAIDMM"

 

[Sonicron]

Off the top of my head, I'd say a sorcerer of the Thousand Sons legion has about two to three hundred ways of killing me I couldn't defend against if I tried, and each is more gut-wrenchingly horrifying than the one that preceeds it.

 

[Ruedyn]

I think I could just kick him over and stomp the shit out of his head... Unless he uses da voodoo.