Your Best Conversation Killer?

[s0meNo0b]

*Points to ring I'm wearing*
And long story short, this is the stone I passed!

Whose line SCFH with Ryan right?

That one gave me a good laugh.

 

[holy_secret]

Wikipedia should be spelled Wikipædia and pronounced like "Wikipadd-ia". It's because of the æ, which sounds like the a in Am. Oooh I just love grammar, don't you?

 

[artanis_neravar]

Just say "That gossipy *****"

 

[deserteagleeye]

The best way is to use no sentences.

If I were one of those guys I would take a picture of her stupid face. XD

 

[artanis_neravar]

Wikipedia should be spelled Wikipædia and pronounced like "Wikipadd-ia". It's because of the æ, which sounds like the a in Am. Oooh I just love grammar, don't you?

I'm gonna call you Ted from now on

 

[artanis_neravar]

The best way is to use no sentences.

If I were one of those guys I would take a picture of her stupid face. XD

I'd make it into a game, you see her at a club and see who can get her to do the face for the longest

 

[ENKC]

"What do you do?"
"I'm an accountant."

 

[holy_secret]

Wikipedia should be spelled Wikipædia and pronounced like "Wikipadd-ia". It's because of the æ, which sounds like the a in Am. Oooh I just love grammar, don't you?

I'm gonna call you Ted from now on

...my friends already do.
They already do...

 

[DaMan1500]

Well, it's been fun and all, but I was supposed to give my grandma her insulin shot six hours ago, so...

 

[XandNobody]

"Hey, wait... Is that a demonic duck of some sort!?" *Flee while they look*

Props to whoever gets the reference. Also, fyi, this has actually worked.

 

[artanis_neravar]

Wikipedia should be spelled Wikipædia and pronounced like "Wikipadd-ia". It's because of the æ, which sounds like the a in Am. Oooh I just love grammar, don't you?

I'm gonna call you Ted from now on

...my friends already do.
They already do...

YAY then I'm not alone

 

[Ladette]

"Am I the only one who gets turned on by zombies? Those stiff, rigid bodies and rough hands. Ohh...makes me all tingly."

 

[Ima842]

"Shut the fuck up *****" or, interrupting the person "All I can think of while you speak is how good those lips will taste"

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

"I don't care about the Phillies."

Well, it works rather well here in Philadelphia.

Hmm, reminds me of what I say whenever I'm in Atlanta, "My ancestor burned this place to the ground 140 years ago." The best part is, I'm in no way related to General Sherman, but I share his surname and I look a little like him.

 

[Keczapifrytki]

When I get people trying to get me to come to their church or donate to church or talk about their church to me I tell them "No thanks, I'm a satanist." or "I don't think Zeus would be pleased"
Shuts them up

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

"Do you ever wonder what a baby tastes like?"

 

[artanis_neravar]

When I get people trying to get me to come to their church or donate to church or talk about their church to me I tell them "No thanks, I'm a satanist." or "I don't think Zeus would be pleased"
Shuts them up

If you know they are coming answer the door naked holding a big knife and say "make it quick the virgins not gonna sacrifice herself"

 

[icame]

I just got a boner. I need to go to the bathroom brb

 

[Double A]

To quote Fred Fredburger, "I have to go make poo poo!"

 

[superdelux]

Me:Hi,how are you
Person:Good I-
Me:ASSUME THE POSITION!!!!!!!!!