I don't know. I think that men, at least, can understand grunts and other such noises. Of course, the higher the pitch and/or louder the volume, the more we know we're doing a good job. XDBara_no_Hime said:
Your Best Conversation Killer?
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"And that's why God votes (insert archaic or current political party with no relevance to convo)"
Never fails.
Never fails.
When nobody has talked for a while or if a conversation is getting a little too drab/sickening/dark/etc., I will always say "So, how about that cactus?"
Usually there is no answer.
Usually there is no answer.
"I wanna have sex with you"
That should work... but then there's the part where they might take you up on that.
Hhmm... "Hey, cool! I didn't know you had a fireplace" (only works if they don't have a fireplace)
That should work... but then there's the part where they might take you up on that.
Hhmm... "Hey, cool! I didn't know you had a fireplace" (only works if they don't have a fireplace)
Add 'And that's where babies come from' to the end of whatever the other person is saying, or better yet just blurt it out.
Grab the nearest person's hand and guide to your crotch. Then whisper into their "You feel that? ........I peed."
I usually wait til someone else kills the convsersation, then I say something random like:
"So who else likes sandwich making robots?"
Or I blurt out a racist joke. Whatever works.
"So who else likes sandwich making robots?"
Or I blurt out a racist joke. Whatever works.
Wikipedia should be spelled Wikipædia and pronounced like "Wikipadd-ia". It's because of the æ, which sounds like the a in Am. Oooh I just love grammar, don't you?
I'd make it into a game, you see her at a club and see who can get her to do the face for the longestdeserteagleeye said:
"Hey, wait... Is that a demonic duck of some sort!?" *Flee while they look*
Props to whoever gets the reference. Also, fyi, this has actually worked.
Props to whoever gets the reference. Also, fyi, this has actually worked.