Your Best Conversation Killer?

[Holyeskimo]

Depends on what you mean, if i try to kill a conversation that involves me and someone else, silence, rudeness, or digusting actions, killing a friends conversation with say a member of the opposite sex, male - hey dude i just heard your gf pregnant congrats, or so how go the genital warts, female- a varation on the second one i just said or, hey dave just called and said he has "insert std here" you might want to get yourself checked.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

anybody catch any cool STD's lately??

steve, how big are your moms tits? i know she's dead, but how big???

 

[JWAN]

Grave racist or sexist remarks uttered in conversational tone usually work fine. The trick is you have to mean it.


can't find the one with the chick leaping out the window..

I know the one your talking about! she played lois lane in a superman movie and went crazy, ran through backyards and shit.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

"Man you you know what's really crazy? I bet like 80% of the dudes here have masturbated today, probably twice even!"
"Yeah it's tasty, but it ain't no foetus!"
"You know that Hitler chap? Nice bloke, I'd buy him a beer"
"Hey, hey, what's a bird's favourite drink? FALCON PAWNCH!" *Proceed to Falcon pawnch closest target*
And if all else fails just start singing a song about what you see around you off-key.

 

[2733]

These are kinda offensive read at ye own peril

I took this incredibly painful shit last night, it was all like BOOM and there was blood and shit everywhere...

Don't abortions just feel great?

humans taste a lot like chicken

Edward was right!, blood is delicious!

have you ever put your fist all the way up your...

I'm tired of listening, are we gonna fuck or not?

my weenie tastes like gummy bears, try it!

actually that last one could end a bad conversation and start an awesome one

 

[Nouw]

"Balls of steel!"

Works like a charm.

 

[Nieroshai]

I used to think that before the lobotomy.


Or if I don't want to look like a freak, simply "well, I simply don't care. Good day sir!" and walk off.

 

[xidphel]

"SHUT UP! I'M PMSING!"

 

[IronStorm9]

Wait until they finish their sentence, then act offended and yell "What a selfish thing to say!"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I pride myself on my timing, I always find the right time to make the people around me go duuude...

 

[FireBlade_2049]

Step 1: Clasp hands together.

Step 2: Do the wave.

Do not change your facial expression at all, and keep eye contact. I have NEVER met someone who can talk through this. Alternatively, do the Truffle Shuffle.

 

[Chronarch]

I assume that this would work if someone through it randomly into the middle of a conversation: "Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious as humans."

 

[Infernai]

Ask in the middle of it "Anyway, hows your sex life?"

 

[H20 Pirate]

You just look them straight in the eye, and scream "LINE PIECE!!!!!"

If that doesn't kill it and they get curious, just calmly utter "squiggly"

 

[Donttazemehbro]

"Are you a furry?"

Terror for those who understand. Confusion for those who don't.
Either way, it's weirds them out.

It was super-effective on me.

AAAAA i get it

 

[Minty Juice]

I like mandarins.

 

[Snotnarok]

"Oh yeah? Well Sega Genesis has blast processing"

 

[Donttazemehbro]

"Man I hate the Yankees..."

I've used that many a time since moving to New York.

Stay strong brother, it is not an easy task to dis a home team. But we strong "people who hate the Yankees" oh and GO SOX

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

I don't need to use any words; I only need to walk up to someone with my ginger hair and BAM! Silence.

 

[Sacman]

Anything involving Dungeons and Dragons...<.<