Your biggest turn OFF?
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Too much make up and an EXTREME tendency to ''hate oneself'' just to get compliments. Seriously, it makes you look so pathetic!
EDIT: and all the other usual stuff like intelligence and that. Not a fan of short hair either.
EDIT: and all the other usual stuff like intelligence and that. Not a fan of short hair either.
Women with less braincells than a frog. Really ugly women. Women with absurdly large breasts. Yes, I just listed that as a turn OFF. "What is the word coming to!?" You must be thinking. "An American male who doesn't like fake titties!?" Yes, that's true. Simple biology, brother. If you have really large breasts[footnote]Defined, by me, at least, to be above the middle level of C cup. The higher end of C is majorly pushing it, for believability.[/footnote], then you are either A: Currently fat. B: Was fat, and will either A: Loose the breasts, which is a good thing with me, but for others, not so much. Or B: Get fat again. Or C: They're FAKE. And like I said, minds be blown, I'm an average American male, and I hate fake breasts. So sue me.
I also hate blatant sexualization. Defined as mini-skirts, claiming a sports bra to be an acceptable top in public, and really, really low/high[footnote]Depending on which end, bottom or top, we're talking about, of course.[/footnote] cut dresses.
Since I'm a gamer, obvious since this is the effing Escapist, I might as well say that I hate women who think videogames are "evil", too.
But, all in all, if it's easier to have a conversation with you, than with my cat; you're at least mildly good looking; you're not blatantly, overly religious/racist; and you have a good personality, you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned.
I also hate blatant sexualization. Defined as mini-skirts, claiming a sports bra to be an acceptable top in public, and really, really low/high[footnote]Depending on which end, bottom or top, we're talking about, of course.[/footnote] cut dresses.
Since I'm a gamer, obvious since this is the effing Escapist, I might as well say that I hate women who think videogames are "evil", too.
But, all in all, if it's easier to have a conversation with you, than with my cat; you're at least mildly good looking; you're not blatantly, overly religious/racist; and you have a good personality, you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned.
I have never agreed with someone more than i agree with you right now, good sir.Ashcrexl said:women who do this look
seriously, this fucking look
one more
that head tilted, eyes sideways looking (usually), mouth slightly open look. if i had a girlfriend and she gave me that look, i don't care if i just proposed, i would just walk out and yell from the next room that i never want to see her again.
Yep this is one of my pet hates do. The sort of couples who call each other babe are often the ones engaging in vomit enducing pda's as well.TheRightToArmBears said:
Oh boy, here it comes:
- Smoking or any other form of substance addiction.
- Stupidity (note that I'm not saying that she must be super intelligent or something, just not an idiot, I want to be able to have a nice conversation with anyone, not just girls)
- Mocking my interests.
- Religion.
- Vegitarianism.
- Overweight (sounds shallow, yes, but it's more a mentality thing, not caring that much about ones appearance and health)
- Cosmetic surgery (breast implants and the likes, I'm cool when it's for medical reasons)
- Not have a sense of humour.
- Crappy hygiene (coupled with the overweight thing)
- Booze-hogging party babe (fat chance I'll ever even come into contact with types like that, so there's no need to worry)
- Fucking Uggs.
That's about it I guess. Everything else can be talked about/lived with/loved even as in; you like someone for their qualities, love them for their flaws. But those things really irk me to no end.
- Smoking or any other form of substance addiction.
- Stupidity (note that I'm not saying that she must be super intelligent or something, just not an idiot, I want to be able to have a nice conversation with anyone, not just girls)
- Mocking my interests.
- Religion.
- Vegitarianism.
- Overweight (sounds shallow, yes, but it's more a mentality thing, not caring that much about ones appearance and health)
- Cosmetic surgery (breast implants and the likes, I'm cool when it's for medical reasons)
- Not have a sense of humour.
- Crappy hygiene (coupled with the overweight thing)
- Booze-hogging party babe (fat chance I'll ever even come into contact with types like that, so there's no need to worry)
- Fucking Uggs.
That's about it I guess. Everything else can be talked about/lived with/loved even as in; you like someone for their qualities, love them for their flaws. But those things really irk me to no end.
You're on to something there, that's just hideous.Ashcrexl said:
Gee that sounds...old-fashioned. Thing is, I just get extremely annoyed when I constantly have to explain what I'm talking about. I think people in this thread don't mean to say that they're looking for geniusses, they just want to be able to have a nice conversation with them.SimuLord said:
That and women who are immature. I once dated a girl... turns out she had this obsession with acting like that robot from Chobits (I think her name was Chii, or something like that) after we started dating. She wouldn't stop so I had to do the only thing to get rid of her.... do something she considered unforgivable.The Afrodactyl said:
Speaking of stupid women, There was this one broad who thought that Alaska was slightly north or west of Hawaii because that's where you see it on the Map of the US
"Alpha" males... UGH... *rolls her eyes* those easily intimidated macho douchebags that seem to frequent every bar and club in town, insuring every drunk girl in the universe needs a wingman to block for her...
Howso easily intimidated?TheDarkestDerp said:
Also, girls have wingmen? How do they function?
Forgive my ignorance!
On topic:
Bad breath.
Can't stand it.
You have bad breath? Instantly a no-go for me.
On a more "deep" level?
Insecurity.
Shy or reserved girls can be cute... But I want confidence!
Nothing worse than someone being excessively humble, talking derogatorily about themselves, or have low self-esteem in general.
People who don't vote.
I don't care if you support david cameron (okay i kinda do but if the fact a person is a conservative is the *only* thing i don't like about them, i would still date them) but if you don't think shit like voting matters then i don't wanna go out you.
I don't care if you support david cameron (okay i kinda do but if the fact a person is a conservative is the *only* thing i don't like about them, i would still date them) but if you don't think shit like voting matters then i don't wanna go out you.
1)Smoking - Don't come any closer to me if you're holding a cigarette.
2)Ignorance - Women, ignorance is not funny. You don't have to be a genius, but don't make me kill myself on the inside when you say 'stupid' things.
3)'Puffy lips' - That's not sexy, that's disgusting and creepy.
4)Women who dress up their pets - IMO, it's not cute, it's cruelty and they don't need it(I met a woman that puts nail polish on her dogs nails/claws).
5)Religion - I'm an atheist. My ideal woman would be an atheist too, but I'm willing to overlook religious women that don't externalize it.
6)Personality - What many have said before.
There are more, but I can't think of them right now..
2)Ignorance - Women, ignorance is not funny. You don't have to be a genius, but don't make me kill myself on the inside when you say 'stupid' things.
3)'Puffy lips' - That's not sexy, that's disgusting and creepy.
4)Women who dress up their pets - IMO, it's not cute, it's cruelty and they don't need it(I met a woman that puts nail polish on her dogs nails/claws).
5)Religion - I'm an atheist. My ideal woman would be an atheist too, but I'm willing to overlook religious women that don't externalize it.
6)Personality - What many have said before.
There are more, but I can't think of them right now..
Skinny legs. I saw this hot guy at work once, we flirted a bit, but when he walked out from behind the counter he had these long and skinny little chicken legs in tight tight pants. I made a noise and pointed right away. He thought he had a stain on his crotch. I laughed.
That and guys with that emo hair-in-their-eyes thing. Long hair can be sexy, but when their bangs are all long and it's short or spiky in back, it looks so stupid. It's like their hair is on backwards or something. Oh yeah and small genitalia.
That and guys with that emo hair-in-their-eyes thing. Long hair can be sexy, but when their bangs are all long and it's short or spiky in back, it looks so stupid. It's like their hair is on backwards or something. Oh yeah and small genitalia.