Women with less braincells than a frog. Really ugly women. Women with absurdly large breasts. Yes, I just listed that as a turn OFF. "What is the word coming to!?" You must be thinking. "An American male who doesn't like fake titties!?" Yes, that's true. Simple biology, brother. If you have really large breasts[footnote]Defined, by me, at least, to be above the middle level of C cup. The higher end of C is majorly pushing it, for believability.[/footnote], then you are either A: Currently fat. B: Was fat, and will either A: Loose the breasts, which is a good thing with me, but for others, not so much. Or B: Get fat again. Or C: They're FAKE. And like I said, minds be blown, I'm an average American male, and I hate fake breasts. So sue me.
I also hate blatant sexualization. Defined as mini-skirts, claiming a sports bra to be an acceptable top in public, and really, really low/high[footnote]Depending on which end, bottom or top, we're talking about, of course.[/footnote] cut dresses.
Since I'm a gamer, obvious since this is the effing Escapist, I might as well say that I hate women who think videogames are "evil", too.
But, all in all, if it's easier to have a conversation with you, than with my cat; you're at least mildly good looking; you're not blatantly, overly religious/racist; and you have a good personality, you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned.
I also hate blatant sexualization. Defined as mini-skirts, claiming a sports bra to be an acceptable top in public, and really, really low/high[footnote]Depending on which end, bottom or top, we're talking about, of course.[/footnote] cut dresses.
Since I'm a gamer, obvious since this is the effing Escapist, I might as well say that I hate women who think videogames are "evil", too.
But, all in all, if it's easier to have a conversation with you, than with my cat; you're at least mildly good looking; you're not blatantly, overly religious/racist; and you have a good personality, you're good to go, as far as I'm concerned.