Your dark secrets

ReservoirAngel

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The darkest one I can think of is that on occasion I have been sexually attracted to people who... well, they're not exactly 18 years old, is what I'm saying. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm a pedo or anything. I think the correct term is "Ephebophile", though even that's not quite right since slightly underage people aren't my primary preference, it's just a side-preference that comes up every now and again.

Oh, and I've repeatedly fooled around with one of my best friends... who is also engaged to the sister of another one of my friends.

Yeah, I'm kind of a scumbag.
 

Spambot 3000

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Sometimes, I clop. Sometimes, I masturbate to lolicon. All the time, I wonder what's wrong with me.
Please don't track me down.
 

potetman123

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my darkest secret is that i hate HATE children they are so anoying, would never kill any.
also i dont see anything bad with satanisme, i think its more a kind religion then a animal killing one.

bad at writing english.
 

Dragoon

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SonofaJohannes said:
I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.
I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.
 

ThatRandomGuy42

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DustlessDragoon said:
SonofaJohannes said:
I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.
I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.
Agreed. There is something a bit better about "2D" porn than real.
 

Dragoon

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ThatRandomGuy42 said:
DustlessDragoon said:
SonofaJohannes said:
I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.
I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.
Agreed. There is something a bit better about "2D" porn than real.
My problem with real porn is that it just seems so fake and put on whereas good hentai seems more realistic and natural. Plus you never really see an ugly hentai girl :p
 

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likalaruku said:
I have contemplated cannibalism. Glory to thee oh house thief, for only my fear of prison will keep me from sawing your hand off & grilling it with teriyaki & eating the crispy skin off your fingers.

I believe I ordered this WELL DONE with MINIMAL amounts of sauce.
I would also totally eat human flesh. Honestly, I don't really see how it's still considered a taboo, outside of it being difficult to provide moral guidelines to what kind of cannibalism is acceptable. But if I was offered human meat that had been properly prepared and if the only thing I knew about the person the meat was from was that s/he agreed on it, I wouldn't really even consider it. I would taste it.

It's not like a sexual thing. It's not even a dark secret or a passion of mine. I just don't understand how eating human flesh somehow makes us animals, sadists or crazy people. I know it can't be legalized or accepted because providing laws that protect ethics and health would be really, really hard.
 

Zepherus14

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I sometime don't switch the milk bag out when I've finished drinking all the milk in it.

Muhahahahaha!!! I'm pure evil!
 

Drizzitdude

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Pebble said:
Wow. This whole thing is just snowballing. I think Brick just killed a guy.

I used to believe I was psychic when I was a child. I think fried toast is a foul-tasting abomination that never has any place on a plate.
Where the hell did he get a grenade?

I used to think I had telekinesis as a kid. I would put pencils on the top of a slanted desk, they would roll down slowly and I would hold out my hand and they would stop. Before it rolled off, I am sure there is a logical explanation for it but using this I managed to convince myself I was completely better than everyone else as a child and since then I am an arrogant son of a *****.
 

HeroKing89

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KefkaCultist said:
chinangel said:
Naturally, I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't go first so..hmm....ah!
I'm a 'little'. Which is a term for a person who can mentally regress to a very young age. It's typically a BDSM lifestyle word but not exclusively.

Because of this I have had to search for a Daddy to take care of me and let me be myself, it's be a tough but fun search.
You know, with all the threads on fetishes and such that pop up around here and how open people generally are in them, I've always been quite surprised with the lack of posts about AB/DL, Infantilism, Little, etc. I guess it's just too socially/sexually deviant for most people to admit in threads about social/sexual deviance. :p

Anyway, I see your 'Little' and raise you my dark secret: I was a 'DL'.

I say was because I don't do it anymore since finding other things to fill my life with, but for a while there it was a big thing. I don't even remember exactly how I got started in it, but I somehow ended up stumbling upon AB/DL material online and for some reason it clicked. I didn't get into the AB part of it though because that is A LOT harder to hide from prying parents.

For people that don't know, DL stands for Diaper Lover. Now wait, before I get claims of being a pedophile, let me explain. I have absolutely ZERO interest in children. In fact, I find them insanely irritating 9 times out of 10. All being a DL means is that you enjoy the feeling of wearing and using diapers. (yes, I'm aware that it's weird, but so are a lot of deviant things, hence why they're deviant).
Well if 2 people can admit to this then I might as well raise the stakes a bit. I'm an active AB although I'm already in a committed adult relationship and yes she knows and often participates as my mommmy. How is that for a dark secret?

I guess it goes w/o saying I'm also submissive which actually causes more problems in my relationship then my AB/DL side lol
 

Gigano

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SonicWaffle said:
I'm an awful, sick, genuinely terrible person. I just pretend I'm not.

Not a joke post.
Of course you aren't.

The mere fact that you "pretend" not to be means that you don't actually let it spill out into the world. There is no real or significant difference between "pretending" and "restraining oneself", and thoughts are toll free when it comes to ethical evaluation. Were they not, we'd all be serving life imprisonment.
 

Lord Garnaat

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Honestly, I don't really have much in the way of strange qualities or practices.

I'm a Brony, though that isn't a secret, nor is it particularly dark. I will say that I'm probably among the most zealous members of the Brony fandom, but I still don't fault people who have tried watching the show and didn't enjoy it; so long as they gave it a chance and don't develop a vocal hate I see no reason to hold any sort of animosity. I do genuinely hold in contempt people who like the show but refuse to call themselves Bronies though. It's just so pompous and arrogant for them to consider themselves above the rest of the fanbase that I hold more disdain for them than most people opposed to MLP in general.

I'm also a Christian, which is also certainly not a dark secret in any regard. On this forum, however, people so viciously hate any form of faith that I feel expressing allegiance with a religious group is a borderline example.
 

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Grogman said:
I'm bisexual and largely asexual.
Dafuq? How in the hell did I get ninja'd?

Sadly no one I know believes I am this though, because I've rather overcompensated, so to speak. I've been forced to awkwardly re-closet myself.

I've never been able to read classic feminine literature. Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, dull dull dull. Give me HG Wells or Jules Verne over that nonsense any day.
 

dfphetteplace

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Probably nothing major, but I hate all the music I record, yet feel the need to record and release it. It is never good enough for me. I'm always looking how to make every note and chord better, and I end up over thinking it. I hate all my lyrics after I write them, even though I know they are usually good. I sometimes wish I had no interest in music, because I know I can't ever be good enough for myself. Every time I play guitar or piano or anything, I just think it sounds like shit and that I shouldn't even bother.
 

Powereaver

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I dont know if this is much of a secret but my little sister is going to try blind dating me out to some of her friends ... she thinks its about time i got myself dating.

PS. Shes 22 in under 2 months so her friends are plenty old enough :p