Your dark secrets

[ECasThat]

This thread is... well, something else.

Not what you were expecting form a gaming website, was it?

 

[Yostbeef]

I had to crap really bad,wasn't gonna make it to a toilet.I was in a cemetery and asked my buddies to get me something to wipe my arse with.Veterans day had just passed and it was really windy that day and my friends came running over with the little mini flags that had blown away.Sadly I used them,and they worked well but at the time I felt ashamed and convinced I was going to hell.

 

[Greenshoes]

I can not tell the difference between William Sadler and Robert Patrick unless they I see them both at the same time.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I'm a Dom, and I'm Bi-Sexual..

I've been with both man and woman (once at the same time)

My current girlfriend I took her virginity when she was 17, and then broke up with her to date another girl, we just got back together (she's 23 now) and I corrupted her by introducing her to BSDM, convinced her to get her nipples and 'hood' pierced for my ammusement..

 

[Coffeejack]

Wow. This whole thing is just snowballing. I think Brick just killed a guy.

I used to believe I was psychic when I was a child. I think fried toast is a foul-tasting abomination that never has any place on a plate.

 

[Gabanuka]

I am afraid of Furbies.

We all are man. We all are.

I may of accidentally spied on a girl when she was showering that one time we were sharing a hotel room. And by accidentally I mean purposefully.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

i have deep deep feelings for my cousin, we joke how we are married on facebook and stuff. but she dosent relise how i wished it was true in real life... i dread the day she finds a boyfriend.

first masturbation was to Anna farris(scary movie 1).

lost virginity at 22, friends took me to a brothel.. even though it happened this year it seems so long ago. sometimes i wonder if it actually happened, lol

oh and i eat spaghetti during the brutal rape scene in irreversible- not a dark secret but a fun fact

thank you online animinity

 

[Zhukov]

I blow my nose in the shower.

No really, it' true.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

I occasionally masturbate. To naked women even

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The darkest one I can think of is that on occasion I have been sexually attracted to people who... well, they're not exactly 18 years old, is what I'm saying. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm a pedo or anything. I think the correct term is "Ephebophile", though even that's not quite right since slightly underage people aren't my primary preference, it's just a side-preference that comes up every now and again.

Oh, and I've repeatedly fooled around with one of my best friends... who is also engaged to the sister of another one of my friends.

Yeah, I'm kind of a scumbag.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Sometimes, I clop. Sometimes, I masturbate to lolicon. All the time, I wonder what's wrong with me.
Please don't track me down.

 

[potetman123]

my darkest secret is that i hate HATE children they are so anoying, would never kill any.
also i dont see anything bad with satanisme, i think its more a kind religion then a animal killing one.

bad at writing english.

 

[Dragoon]

I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.

I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.

I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.

Agreed. There is something a bit better about "2D" porn than real.

 

[Dragoon]

I like hentai.
Like, really like.
Much more than regular porn.

I'll go with this too, can't stand regular porn, I'll just stick to hentai and doujinshi. Don't get me wrong though I do like real women just not the porn with em in.

Agreed. There is something a bit better about "2D" porn than real.

My problem with real porn is that it just seems so fake and put on whereas good hentai seems more realistic and natural. Plus you never really see an ugly hentai girl

 

[Vkmies]

I have contemplated cannibalism. Glory to thee oh house thief, for only my fear of prison will keep me from sawing your hand off & grilling it with teriyaki & eating the crispy skin off your fingers.

I believe I ordered this WELL DONE with MINIMAL amounts of sauce.

I would also totally eat human flesh. Honestly, I don't really see how it's still considered a taboo, outside of it being difficult to provide moral guidelines to what kind of cannibalism is acceptable. But if I was offered human meat that had been properly prepared and if the only thing I knew about the person the meat was from was that s/he agreed on it, I wouldn't really even consider it. I would taste it.

It's not like a sexual thing. It's not even a dark secret or a passion of mine. I just don't understand how eating human flesh somehow makes us animals, sadists or crazy people. I know it can't be legalized or accepted because providing laws that protect ethics and health would be really, really hard.

 

[Zepherus14]

I sometime don't switch the milk bag out when I've finished drinking all the milk in it.

Muhahahahaha!!! I'm pure evil!

 

[Drizzitdude]

Wow. This whole thing is just snowballing. I think Brick just killed a guy.

I used to believe I was psychic when I was a child. I think fried toast is a foul-tasting abomination that never has any place on a plate.

Where the hell did he get a grenade?

I used to think I had telekinesis as a kid. I would put pencils on the top of a slanted desk, they would roll down slowly and I would hold out my hand and they would stop. Before it rolled off, I am sure there is a logical explanation for it but using this I managed to convince myself I was completely better than everyone else as a child and since then I am an arrogant son of a *****.

 

[HeroKing89]

Naturally, I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't go first so..hmm....ah!
I'm a 'little'. Which is a term for a person who can mentally regress to a very young age. It's typically a BDSM lifestyle word but not exclusively.

Because of this I have had to search for a Daddy to take care of me and let me be myself, it's be a tough but fun search.

You know, with all the threads on fetishes and such that pop up around here and how open people generally are in them, I've always been quite surprised with the lack of posts about AB/DL, Infantilism, Little, etc. I guess it's just too socially/sexually deviant for most people to admit in threads about social/sexual deviance.

Anyway, I see your 'Little' and raise you my dark secret: I was a 'DL'.

I say was because I don't do it anymore since finding other things to fill my life with, but for a while there it was a big thing. I don't even remember exactly how I got started in it, but I somehow ended up stumbling upon AB/DL material online and for some reason it clicked. I didn't get into the AB part of it though because that is A LOT harder to hide from prying parents.

For people that don't know, DL stands for Diaper Lover. Now wait, before I get claims of being a pedophile, let me explain. I have absolutely ZERO interest in children. In fact, I find them insanely irritating 9 times out of 10. All being a DL means is that you enjoy the feeling of wearing and using diapers. (yes, I'm aware that it's weird, but so are a lot of deviant things, hence why they're deviant).

Well if 2 people can admit to this then I might as well raise the stakes a bit. I'm an active AB although I'm already in a committed adult relationship and yes she knows and often participates as my mommmy. How is that for a dark secret?

I guess it goes w/o saying I'm also submissive which actually causes more problems in my relationship then my AB/DL side lol

 

[Mack Case]

I'm an american