your drunken mistakes.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm yet to make one. I seem to have some common sense while drunk for some reason.

[sub]Pfft. Yeah right Redlin, no one will believe that.[/sub]

SHUT UP INNERVOICE!

 

[TheLittlestAirship]

If being drunk with power counts, then I've made plenty of those! Every time I'm put into a position of responsibility, I turn into Wheatley and just start making the worst decisions ever.

 

[Lukeje]

another time me and my mates where drunk and running down a square spiral concrete staircase trying to jump as many steps at a time increasing the number we were jumping as we went down for no readily apparent reason and i launched my self to try and clear a whole set and smacked my head straight into concrete steps which were the bottom of the steps above, caught it clean with my forehead, my legs shot out in front of me and i fell straight down onto the concrete steps below like a dead weight.

its the one and only time in my life i've ever been KO'd.

*High five* I've done this too. I still hold that I would have probably done it sober too though...

 

[Tharwen]

Yesterday, I spat wine all over my friend while trying to laugh...

No? Not exciting? Fine. Just read the other responses instead.

No, wait! One of my friends ended up kissing a teacher last night too... Everyone knew he was gay (or possibly bi), but that was... unexpected (especially when you consider that he has a boyfriend). Pah! My drunken life is so uninteresting.

 

[iphonerose]

-passed out in a bath tub holding a spatula
-left a club on my own and my friends found me sitting on the side of a road on a barrel holding a shovel (to this day no idea where i got it)
-passed out on the bottom of my teachers staircase
-got with the wrong people leading to awkwardness
-insisted i could run on a treadmill whilst insanely drunk and fell and busted my lip open
-gave out and cursed at two guards
-threw 2 glasses at a stranger (but in fairness, i'm a girl walking home on my own minding my own business, and this guy (older than me) hits me with a huge traffic cone, unprovoked!)
-turned on the shower in my friends house, we all went out, he came home a few hours later and his place was flooded
emmmm...thats all that currently springs to mind....i'm irish, so it's all good
Edit: tried to break a church door down to go to the toilet
Oh and was insisting on getting out the window of a two story building and was half way out and my friends had to pull me back in

Hahahahahaha messy!
http://thedcam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drunk-guy-passed-out.jpg

I also left out running down a country road at 3 in the morning in a place where i didn't know where I was and one of the lads had to come looking for me and found me in a ditch
i don't see your post here Tobias??

 

[falcon1985]

Went to a stripjoint and spent too much money. Not too proud of that one...

 

[dancinginfernal]

Never having drank alcohol, my drunken mistake would be being sober.

 

[TobiasFunke]

-passed out in a bath tub holding a spatula
-left a club on my own and my friends found me sitting on the side of a road on a barrel holding a shovel (to this day no idea where i got it)
-passed out on the bottom of my teachers staircase
-got with the wrong people leading to awkwardness
-insisted i could run on a treadmill whilst insanely drunk and fell and busted my lip open
-gave out and cursed at two guards
-threw 2 glasses at a stranger (but in fairness, i'm a girl walking home on my own minding my own business, and this guy (older than me) hits me with a huge traffic cone, unprovoked!)
-turned on the shower in my friends house, we all went out, he came home a few hours later and his place was flooded
emmmm...thats all that currently springs to mind....i'm irish, so it's all good
Edit: tried to break a church door down to go to the toilet
Oh and was insisting on getting out the window of a two story building and was half way out and my friends had to pull me back in

Hahahahahaha messy!
http://thedcam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drunk-guy-passed-out.jpg

I also left out running down a country road at 3 in the morning in a place where i didn't know where I was and one of the lads had to come looking for me and found me in a ditch
i don't see your post here Tobias??

Hahaha oh iphonerose Don't have any to post ;-)

 

[iphonerose]

-passed out in a bath tub holding a spatula
-left a club on my own and my friends found me sitting on the side of a road on a barrel holding a shovel (to this day no idea where i got it)
-passed out on the bottom of my teachers staircase
-got with the wrong people leading to awkwardness
-insisted i could run on a treadmill whilst insanely drunk and fell and busted my lip open
-gave out and cursed at two guards
-threw 2 glasses at a stranger (but in fairness, i'm a girl walking home on my own minding my own business, and this guy (older than me) hits me with a huge traffic cone, unprovoked!)
-turned on the shower in my friends house, we all went out, he came home a few hours later and his place was flooded
emmmm...thats all that currently springs to mind....i'm irish, so it's all good
Edit: tried to break a church door down to go to the toilet
Oh and was insisting on getting out the window of a two story building and was half way out and my friends had to pull me back in

Hahahahahaha messy!
http://thedcam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drunk-guy-passed-out.jpg

I also left out running down a country road at 3 in the morning in a place where i didn't know where I was and one of the lads had to come looking for me and found me in a ditch
i don't see your post here Tobias??

Hahaha oh iphonerose Don't have any to post ;-)

i suppose, you're just very merry and messy!
xx

 

[iphonerose]

After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.

When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.

Hahaha this is giving me ideas!

i hope those ideas aren't involving me!!!!!!!111

 

[Sgt Doom]

I generally just say dumb things and, if I drank too much, vomit over someone/something. Unless I shagged a goat and can't remember, i'unno.

 

[Purplecoyote]

Tried playing Bayonetta while the room was spinning, that made me sick. Also I sang a song about pandas and fell asleep on the floor.
Woke up four hours later remembering I had class. Yeah, that was the first and last time I've ever gotten that drunk, damn you, whiskey and wine combo!

 

[dmase]

I don't understand people that say drunken mistake. I am of sound mind when I drink, oh I didn't mean to sleep with them or kiss them, the only way I could see that is if they managed to jump you and take advantage of your physical state not your mental one.

Foot in mouth moments but I do that enough sober that really doesn't count.

Drunken mistakes are mistakes you make while intoxicated that you blame on being intoxicated, you would have done it sober.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Carrying on.
Seriously. Last new years' I was havin' a good time at my friend's house, beer in hand (I hate the taste of beer but I didn't care at the time), watching people dance and laughing drunkenly. Then suddenly I'm in a hospital bed with a dripper tube plugged into my wrist wondering what the hell happened.
I haven't touched alcohol since.

 

[beeejay]

Not sure if this was a mistake or not but I declined a blow job from a girl i liked...
who knows what could have happened

 

[Darkong]

Slept with a co-worker after a massive party who hadn't come out of the closet at the time and would continue to deny he was gay to everyone afterward, which made things a little bit awkward between us but I kept his secret since no-one else knew what went on, until now, bwahaha!

 

[teqrevisited]

After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.

When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.

The Black Adder avatar is what really completes this comment

Thanks to that I had to read it in his voice, and it goes uncannily well with it! At least they didn't glue boxers to my head too, or else with those and the twiglets people might've thought I was mad.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

The worst I've ever done while drunk is just violently throw up black vomit (due to jager) in a toliet. I don't get drunk much as I'm able to hold my drink quite well.
A new friend of mine however, after meeting her for only the second time, kicked a sample pot of paint down my stairs by accident while drunk, then walked it through the house a bit before passing out on the sofa. Me and 2 other friends were up to 4 in the morining trying our best to clean it up, but failed. I had been bricking it over what my parents would do when they returned home (as they had been out since the day before), but when they did get home, they laughed.
Luckily we have not yet decorated where the paint was kicked, and it came off of almost every piece of clothing and whatever it got on.
Its quite amazing how a small pot of sample paint went pretty much everywhere down the stairs and hallway. My stairs now have 3/4 of the carpet missing.

 

[noxymoron19]

I successfully smashed a vodka bottle into my face chipping 2 teeth. My depth perception was a bit off.

 

[TobiasFunke]

After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.

When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.

Hahaha this is giving me ideas!

i hope those ideas aren't involving me!!!!!!!111

Hmm maybe ;-)