Your Embarrassing Childhood Nickname

Matt'TheBean'Hooper

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Matthew Hooper the Pooper Scooper damn thats gunna haunt me till the day I die. but I always made worse ones for those who called me it.
EDIT: Damn I was ninja'd so im not the only one that makes me feel better.
 

King Toasty

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Leprechaun. I am hella short, and I had this green sweater I wore all the time. So the logical conclusion is leprechaun.
 

Grayjack

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I was called Yaya. Apparently that's what I said when somebody asked for my name.
 

King Toasty

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joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
I was called "Joker".





Because I stabbed a load of people.
Your avatar isn't helping your creepy level. 0.0
What's wrong with my avatar?
It's just... smiling...
And I imagined him saying, "Because I stabbed a load of people."
I may have nightmares tonight.
 

joemegson94

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King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
I was called "Joker".





Because I stabbed a load of people.
Your avatar isn't helping your creepy level. 0.0
What's wrong with my avatar?
It's just... smiling...
And I imagined him saying, "Because I stabbed a load of people."
I may have nightmares tonight.
Picture John Ratzenberger as a pig, holding a knife when you try to sleep. You'll be almost as freaked out as I was by that Eye Patch Lady on Doctor Who.
 

EeveeElectro

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Bam-Bam... ;_; I apparently used to bang my feet, pick stuff up and smack it against the floor when I was younger and my mum said it was like Bam-Bam from the Flintsones.
Only my auntie calls me it now though, usually to embarrass me.
 

King Toasty

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joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
I was called "Joker".





Because I stabbed a load of people.
Your avatar isn't helping your creepy level. 0.0
What's wrong with my avatar?
It's just... smiling...
And I imagined him saying, "Because I stabbed a load of people."
I may have nightmares tonight.
Picture John Ratzenberger as a pig, holding a knife when you try to sleep. You'll be almost as freaked out as I was by that Eye Patch Lady on Doctor Who.
Or the Weeping Angels. The motherfucking Weeping Angels.
I didn't find Ms. Patchy Eye that creepy, just weird. The Silence were creepy.
 

Sean Strife

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My family used to CONSTANTLY call me "Spiderman" because Brown Recluse Spiders bit me on two nonconsecutive occasions (once twice).
 

joemegson94

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King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
I was called "Joker".





Because I stabbed a load of people.
Your avatar isn't helping your creepy level. 0.0
What's wrong with my avatar?
It's just... smiling...
And I imagined him saying, "Because I stabbed a load of people."
I may have nightmares tonight.
Picture John Ratzenberger as a pig, holding a knife when you try to sleep. You'll be almost as freaked out as I was by that Eye Patch Lady on Doctor Who.
Or the Weeping Angels. The motherfucking Weeping Angels.
I didn't find Ms. Patchy Eye that creepy, just weird. The Silence were creepy.
I already live in Hull, so I don't find the Weeping Angels very scary personally.
 

KaizokuouHasu

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Gurra. Though it's not actually embarrassing, it sounds terrible when said by an Englishman. It worked well in Sweden though. I actually preferred it in my teen years to my real name, but when I was in nursery and in lower school I got furious when people didn't call be by name. Other than that the most common nickname was "twins", since I'm a twin and we were inseparable back then. It was easier to say 'twins' or 'the boys' instead of our names since people couldn't tell the difference easily. We hated it, but there you go.

Other nicknames I've had through my life:
B***h, F*g, Girl (or gurl), D**khead and G. (I attracted bad attention easily when I was younger)
For a short while I was also called G-man by some people. I liked that nickname, but it didn't stick. I guess they didn't play Half-life. ¬_¬
 

CManator

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CMan.

I tried to give myself that nickname as a kid. Then sex ed happened.

I am now 29 and I still can't get rid of it. -_- So now I just go with it.
 

KaizokuouHasu

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CManator said:
CMan.

I tried to give myself that nickname as a kid. Then sex ed happened.

I am now 29 and I still can't get rid of it. -_- So now I just go with it.
It's a good nickname. XD
 

King Toasty

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joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
King Toasty said:
joemegson94 said:
I was called "Joker".





Because I stabbed a load of people.
Your avatar isn't helping your creepy level. 0.0
What's wrong with my avatar?
It's just... smiling...
And I imagined him saying, "Because I stabbed a load of people."
I may have nightmares tonight.
Picture John Ratzenberger as a pig, holding a knife when you try to sleep. You'll be almost as freaked out as I was by that Eye Patch Lady on Doctor Who.
Or the Weeping Angels. The motherfucking Weeping Angels.
I didn't find Ms. Patchy Eye that creepy, just weird. The Silence were creepy.
I already live in Hull, so I don't find the Weeping Angels very scary personally.
No idea where Hull is, but I'll pretend I do. Yeah.