Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote
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(...Some say that's trying to take your cake and eat it too, an expression i never really understand, i mean, its perfectly resonable to eat a cake that you have, And theres not much else you can do with it sept maybe jump out of it if your a striper... Sorry i lost my train of thought) XD
And another one
Some might say that's enough, Some might say i'm hard to please , But some can shut the fucking mouths!
And the last one
I have a name for the next one in the dead to rights series. Dead to rights Really Really Really Really Really Really Really... DUMB
And another one
Some might say that's enough, Some might say i'm hard to please , But some can shut the fucking mouths!
And the last one
I have a name for the next one in the dead to rights series. Dead to rights Really Really Really Really Really Really Really... DUMB
All my favorites have all been said I think. I also like the one from the end of his Minecraft review that was something like "I put a skylight in my bedroom but sheep keeping falling on it and they watch me while I'm trying to sleep." I also like the series of "Not Gay" jokes.
"The only thing I liked spread across my thighs is marshmellow fluff."
Said back in The World Ends With You review.
The whole review is pretty funny.
Said back in The World Ends With You review.
The whole review is pretty funny.
"As the exasperated zoo keeper said to the last panda on Earth "fuck that!"
Makes me chuckle everytime.
Makes me chuckle everytime.
"You know, People who say this game gets better 20 hours in isn't really a point in its favor, i mean you could stick your hand on a stove for 20 hours and you'll probley stop hurting but you'll have done series ligament damage"
Another from that reveiw
"You know, I could go back and play it some more next week but the thing is I DONT FUCKING WANT TO!"
And last one, from that review
"After playing for 5 hours the only thing that did surprised me is how i went this long without eating my own face!
Another from that reveiw
"You know, I could go back and play it some more next week but the thing is I DONT FUCKING WANT TO!"
And last one, from that review
"After playing for 5 hours the only thing that did surprised me is how i went this long without eating my own face!
"Blood stained crayon drawings saying "i love mummy. And being alive."" With the little note on the picture pointing to the child and saying "All my blood inside of me." from Dead Space 2. I adore it!
Was going to put a duke nukem forever quote, but realised I would have to type out the whole script for it.
EDIT: "And so we conclude the adventures of Kratos, the ancient world's most determined atheist."
Was going to put a duke nukem forever quote, but realised I would have to type out the whole script for it.
EDIT: "And so we conclude the adventures of Kratos, the ancient world's most determined atheist."
I love the old pacman storytelling. Eat pills, avoid ghosts. Only sometimes you can eat big pills and then eat gho-ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bayonetta
Bayonetta
Not sure if I got these totally right but:
1). "WELL BUGGER MY BUMBLE BEES BREADBIN" I find a way to incorporate this phrase into my daily life
2)."As the unconvinced friend said to the inventor of the fesses powered helicopter, THIS SHIT WILL NOT FLY"
3). " As the disgruntled Chinese zoo keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT"
4). "you don?t have to worry about swearing on the internet, your mum wont find out, shes too busy fucking me.
5). "Its like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the dinner table, and you seem to be the only one who notices" cue the picture of the walrus and the quote "more potatoes uncle tusky"
Honourable mention "FUCK YOU, portals great and if you don?t think so you must be STUPID!
1). "WELL BUGGER MY BUMBLE BEES BREADBIN" I find a way to incorporate this phrase into my daily life
2)."As the unconvinced friend said to the inventor of the fesses powered helicopter, THIS SHIT WILL NOT FLY"
3). " As the disgruntled Chinese zoo keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT"
4). "you don?t have to worry about swearing on the internet, your mum wont find out, shes too busy fucking me.
5). "Its like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the dinner table, and you seem to be the only one who notices" cue the picture of the walrus and the quote "more potatoes uncle tusky"
Honourable mention "FUCK YOU, portals great and if you don?t think so you must be STUPID!
"To my mind, a good story is like a bowel movement: It's only good when it's finished. Because if you just keep going eventually your body will run out of shit and start pushing all of the internal organs out of your sphinter till there's nothing but a carcass, and everyone who wants to know about your incredibly long poo gets turned off because they need to go through all the poo to have the necessary context."
DC Universe Review
DC Universe Review
"Its like riding a bike when all of a sudden it turns into a bear." Or something to that affect, its all about his delivery.
I love em all.
Also from Dead space 2 "I love my mummy and being alive." with the little picture of the kid and the writing says "Me with all my blood inside." hehehehee
I love em all.
Also from Dead space 2 "I love my mummy and being alive." with the little picture of the kid and the writing says "Me with all my blood inside." hehehehee
From God of War III:
"The longer we spend in its world the more it feels unreal and preposterous, like suddenly noticing your taxi is driven by a balloon with a face drawn on it"
I just can´t help laughing at the mental image.
Also "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!" And many, many others.
"The longer we spend in its world the more it feels unreal and preposterous, like suddenly noticing your taxi is driven by a balloon with a face drawn on it"
I just can´t help laughing at the mental image.
Also "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!" And many, many others.