Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote
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From one of the Guitar Hero/Rock Band ones: "Expecting the vocalist to sing an unknown song entirely in foreign is like expecting the guitarist to play with mittens on. Or for the drummer to think". Being a drummer, that make me absolutely fall in love with Yahtzee!
I tend to use these ones in real life wherever possible from Just Cause 2:
"JUST 'CAUSE!"
and "Fucked if IIIIIII know!"
One more from Gears of War 2: "Marcus' best friend (AND NOTHING ELSE) Dom..."
I tend to use these ones in real life wherever possible from Just Cause 2:
"JUST 'CAUSE!"
and "Fucked if IIIIIII know!"
One more from Gears of War 2: "Marcus' best friend (AND NOTHING ELSE) Dom..."
"Whoa save some innovation for the rest of us Da Vinci".
He managed to hit perfect sarcasm levels on that one.
He managed to hit perfect sarcasm levels on that one.
From the same video:Ozzythecat said:
''The dialogue options lets you switch between 3 attitudes: professional by the book ponce who wouldnt emote if the angel gabriel blew off in his face the aggressive ponce who sounds snarlingly like he is 5 seconds away from flipping the global crisis on its front and pounding away on its nether hole with a spas 12 and the suave ponce who might as well just save time and mace himself every time he opens his fucking mouth.''
It's got to be from Spiderman: Web of Shadows:
"Gameplay consists of beating people up, beating bigger people up, following people until they can stop long enough to let you beat them up, protecting people by beating up the people who are trying to beat them up and some quick time events."
"Gameplay consists of beating people up, beating bigger people up, following people until they can stop long enough to let you beat them up, protecting people by beating up the people who are trying to beat them up and some quick time events."
"As the exasperated Chinese zoo keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT!"
Pure comedy gold
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Pure comedy gold
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"some people have told me final fantasy 13 gets good around 20 hours in. YOu know that's now a point in it's favour right? Put your handon a stove for 20 hours and sure you'll probably stop feeling the pain but you'll have done serious damage to yourself"
FFXIII review. Utterly classic!
FFXIII review. Utterly classic!
thought of a few more, though i forget what ep its from >.> and the context actually, but i use it when i have a chance
"which makes it about as hard as the staypuft marshmallow man's dick in the presences of his grandma"
"i could mention the hugely satisfying penis extention gun that lets you pin baddies to walls with entire tree's, but all you really need to know is there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. i wish i could make something like that up. it shoots shurikens and lightning! it could only be more awesome if it had tits and where on fire"
the saints row 2 review, ALL of it, BUT
"games have been on this quest for total realism, but now that we'er on the verge of it I'm thinking its probably not worth it, and its up to games like Saints Row 2 to remind us that realism is an acceptable sacrifice if it means i can throw old lady's into jet turbines" (quoted for truth really)
" so you end up in these weird scenario's wear your sitting on an arms stock pile that would same north Korea, but are flinging peas at a giant robot crab on the off chance there's a BIGGER robot crab around the corner"
"which makes it about as hard as the staypuft marshmallow man's dick in the presences of his grandma"
"i could mention the hugely satisfying penis extention gun that lets you pin baddies to walls with entire tree's, but all you really need to know is there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. i wish i could make something like that up. it shoots shurikens and lightning! it could only be more awesome if it had tits and where on fire"
the saints row 2 review, ALL of it, BUT
"games have been on this quest for total realism, but now that we'er on the verge of it I'm thinking its probably not worth it, and its up to games like Saints Row 2 to remind us that realism is an acceptable sacrifice if it means i can throw old lady's into jet turbines" (quoted for truth really)
" so you end up in these weird scenario's wear your sitting on an arms stock pile that would same north Korea, but are flinging peas at a giant robot crab on the off chance there's a BIGGER robot crab around the corner"
The entire review for Wolfenstein.
I've never hear a limerick flow so smoothly and hilariously in my entire lifetime.
I've never hear a limerick flow so smoothly and hilariously in my entire lifetime.
Clive Barker's Jericho:
"I could go on listing the stupid design decisions... so I will. The game occasionally breaks up the action with, all together now, God of War style, Simon Says button matching sequences which I'm informed I should probably be calling Shenmue style button matching sequences because they did it first but frankly who gives a shit? And considering how much practice the game industry in general has had with these ubiquitous fuckers it's surprising that there are still games that can cock them up. In this case making the indicator so small and neutrally colored that they're very easy to overlook. But even if they were bright pink and six feet wide it wouldn't remove the fact that the sequences are unnecessary, obnoxious, cliched and some other mean words."
that and: "Assault on Cool Ranch Doritos"
"I could go on listing the stupid design decisions... so I will. The game occasionally breaks up the action with, all together now, God of War style, Simon Says button matching sequences which I'm informed I should probably be calling Shenmue style button matching sequences because they did it first but frankly who gives a shit? And considering how much practice the game industry in general has had with these ubiquitous fuckers it's surprising that there are still games that can cock them up. In this case making the indicator so small and neutrally colored that they're very easy to overlook. But even if they were bright pink and six feet wide it wouldn't remove the fact that the sequences are unnecessary, obnoxious, cliched and some other mean words."
that and: "Assault on Cool Ranch Doritos"
Damn, ninja'd by the first reply...VaudevillianVeteran said:
The other one that's always stuck out to me is from the Clive Barker's Jericho (by Clive Barker) review, which happened to be my first ZP:
"The plot's about as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus."
"Those wacky fun-loving lepers have this hilarious tendancy to shove you with all their retard strength and send you flying Ye Olde Mosh Pit style."
- Assasin's Creed
Classic.
- Assasin's Creed
Classic.
But its so soooo true. It doesn't matter how much I like to shoot feral ghouls and chop up necromorphs I still enjoy recolouring the curtains.Roganzar said:
this is one of my favourites too rofl.Drop_D-Bombshell said: