Your Favourite Zero Punctuation Quotes!

[Loiosh91]

"This game would be better if the guns were bigger and they were on fire, and had tits..."
LOL

AWESOME

Yahtzee RULES!!!

actually he said there was a gun that shots shurikens and lightning then "I wish i could make that up it shoots shurikens and lightning!The only way it could be better is if it had tits and was on fire!"

then i liked the baboon thing and the sequel thing

but shurikens and lightning are my favorite

 

[Grenbyron]

"Go Team Retard!"
or
"Pants-on-head retarded!"

"Pants-on-head" retarded. My wifes is "Stonking Huge Tits".

 

[Loiosh91]

i forgot the dick in the pudding thing was great too

 

[Just_Mike]

In short NO in long nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[PirateKing]

"The day I fork out 70 dollars for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass and floss myself to death."
Guitar Hero 3.

 

[darktheif28]

" you cant stick your dick in pudding and expect anyone to eat it.... it might still be perfectly good pudding but nobody is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!" something along those lines

it goes: never stick your dick in a pudding because it might still be good pudding and you might have had a good reason for it but no one is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it

 

[Gormers1]

None of that Zelda, erm erm phh, Applesouce where you spend six hours on a starting island learning the subtle arts of waving a sharp stick around going "Yah"

Dont know why but I bursted in laughter when he said "yah".

 

[Otaru Ikari]

Ah just thought of another one.

From Mailbag Showdown, where the reviewer was talking about not giving his reviews a score and Yahtzee goes "You like numbers? How about 4? As in 4ck you!"

Also you just can't go wrong with his whole "Press X to not die!" Anywhere he puts that in to me is instant gold.

 

[not_tragedi]

"Stickle Bricks Babylon 5?" and "Fuzzy Felt Deep Space 9"

 

[JokerGrin]

"Clive Barker's Cliver Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker..."

lol

Also, not so much a quote but "oh no everyone can see my bum"

 

[Fraught]

I don't remember much of them, but the *clap* *clap* OI! part was pretty funny, in a different kind of way.

 

[Starblazer117]

"Who i basically Navi from Zelda, with a cheese grater taped to her face." Sonic Unleashed

"That ooohing sound you just heard, was all the worlds female fan fiction writers, simultaneous oozing torrents of hot lady spunk." Metal Gear Solid 4

 

[SSoneill]

Go team retard, MUMORPUGUR, Chaismatic stallion, "...fall right in FALLOUT 3 that is", I'm not a fanboy. YES YOU ARE.

 

[dragonguy91]

" There are only two endings, a good one and a bad one, and the extreme contrast between them is rather jarring. In the good ending, you're a virtuous flower child with love and a smile for all the shiny-coated beasts of God's kingdom, and in the bad ending you're some kind of hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whose very piss is pure liquid malevolence"

 

[ZomgSharkz]

"Here's one: a genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt to save his large bosumed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy."

"It's like a wrought iron fence made of tigers."

"Bosums, melons, milk factories, busts, fun-bags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"

 

[Berndawg69]

" you cant stick your dick in pudding and expect anyone to eat it.... it might still be perfectly good pudding but nobody is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!" something along those lines

it goes: never stick your dick in a pudding because it might still be good pudding and you might have had a good reason for it but no one is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it

thanks for correcting me ASS, did you know that Greenland is really icy and Iceland is really green.....lol

 

[Jaxonu123]

an action rpg not a JRPG
its planet radiation not the endless power of christ.

And I know what your about to say Yahtzee you rambunctious stallion . . .

or pants on head retarded

 

[Weerez]

"Portal's great, and if you don't think so you must be STOOOPID (picture of pug)"

"That way you don't have to spend 60 bucks and you can get added fun by drawing all the buildings with tits"

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobodies going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT"

"Airstrikes 2: Hooray for Airstrikes"

"Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Liverpool Nil"

"Team Fortress Two, England 3, alright I'll stop this now"

"Or flying to the highest possible height and jumping out then landing on an old woman"

"Being Shat On From A Great Height: The Game" (this ones text, he doesn't say it)

"They can shoot you half-way to Neverland because of magic accuracy"

My favorites.

 

[Sporky111]

I think realism was ditched once we had space marines fighting dinosaurs on planet [insert name of planet on Turok]

I find it hard to like a game where you can spend 15 years learning all the button combinations and nuances of a game just to be beaten by someone randomly mashing buttons.

we should give George Lucas a colouring book and rewrite the prequel trilogy.

Sonic doesn't need more games, he needs help. The kind of help that involves emptying both barrels of a shotgun into his innocent little head.

 

[darktheif28]

" you cant stick your dick in pudding and expect anyone to eat it.... it might still be perfectly good pudding but nobody is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!" something along those lines

it goes: never stick your dick in a pudding because it might still be good pudding and you might have had a good reason for it but no one is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it

thanks for correcting me ASS, did you know that Greenland is really icy and Iceland is really green.....lol

sorry if i seem like an ass I'm just a perfectionist