Become a semi-known writer/author who will gain a cult following (Either because of my incredibly dark themes, or because of my dry, deadpan humor.), preferably gaining at least one incredibly devoted stalker, and die by being killed by said stalker after spending at least five years living together in a romantic and sexual relationship.
I know, may seem horribly to you, but I would find this delightful.
I know, may seem horribly to you, but I would find this delightful.