Your Waifu.

[Catolf]

Daria Morgendorffer

I she were real, I would marry that woman.

Holy crap.. Yes, this!

I suppose, to an extent, yes. But freaking cartoon ponies? I actually struggle to think of anyone I'd like to fuck out of fiction. I just don't catalogue that type of stuff.

I'm sorry, but some of the things I read in this, it seems pretty..... I probably can't even carry on here without risking a suspension. So I'm just gonna back out and say 'different strokes for different blokes.'

There are plenty of characters I'd love to talk to etc. I mean, that's why I play games, read books, watch films. Because I invest in the characters. But short of live action, I don't think I've ever thought sexually about anything.

It's the best way to take it. I don't think they said they are sexually attracted to them though XP Just that they would love them for a waifu. I'm not really into MLP:FIM but i'm not gunna bother to judge, we all have our quirks after all.

If you edit a quote into an already existing post, the person you quote doesn't get the message. I know you were just trying to save space. But people won't know you've responded if you edit in a quote.

And I know, but at some point. We really should be allowed to comment on the bizarreness of a situation.

And a waifu is a weebo term for a character that you want to marry. I think sexual attraction is implied.

Okay I'll make note of not editing.

Though I really wish the word "weebo" would die out. XP

But no, you'd like to marry them, your not planning a romantic evening, it's in the end very much like a saying, I could say I want to marry Sesshomaru from inuyasha but I'm not gunna sit and think about our romantic evenings or something.

 

[maninahat]

Mai Waifu:

Spoiler: call me old fashioned, but I would prefer a human over a cartoon character.

She's far sexier than Keira Knightley, despite having terrible hygiene and the worst case of crabs in cinematic history. What happened to her character in the third film still makes me rage.

 

[Ris]

I'll go with Alastair from Dragon Age Origins or Tycho from Penny Arcade (voiced by the guy who voiced him in Poker Night at the Inventory - so hot.) At this point in my life I haven't figured out if I prefer guys with a cutesy sense of humour or a toxic one, but I know I like them funny with a smooth, sexy voice...

 

[Marik2]

Spoiler

Is that Twilight Sparkle or Stocking?

No horn, skin isn't purple, so I'm thinking Stocking...

Stocking but lets face it thats the closets thing you're gonna get to a humanized twilight sparkle.

And I demand to know if twilight was influenced by stocking.

Bookworm that can do magic versus goth girl with a sweettooth, two katana that she wears and a bondage fetish... outside of their hair looking similar, I don't see what they have in common.

Well last time I checked humans didnt have horns nor purple skin

Only thing that be the same would be the hair, but hey its better than nothing imo.

 

[Marik2]

No horn, skin isn't purple, so I'm thinking Stocking...

Stocking but lets face it thats the closets thing you're gonna get to a humanized twilight sparkle.

And I demand to know if twilight was influenced by stocking.

Bookworm that can do magic versus goth girl with a sweettooth, two katana that she wears and a bondage fetish... outside of their hair looking similar, I don't see what they have in common.

Well last time I checked humans didnt have horns nor purple skin

Only thing that be the same would be the hair, but hey its better than nothing imo.

Well, if you wanna split hairs, Stocking isn't really human.

Yeah but she looks like one

 

[SovietPanda]

She's a pony.

A pony is a young horse.

See where I'm going with this?

pretty sure a pony is an intentionally bred minature horse ie shetland pony, the word for young horse is a foal.

So we all had a thing for saria right, or was that just me

 

[TeeBs]

Its been a while since I've been on the escapist, I don't remember the forums being so anal about this stuff.

Its for fun guys, if you don't have a waifu you don't have to post. Its harmless fun.

Also for the topic at hand

Since we are already talking about pony waifus Rainbow Dash.

Human Waifu, I would probably pick...

Spoiler

Meh, I prefer

Spoiler

They are both really great characters. Kiyohiko Azuma does a great job as far as making characters go.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

I was going to say non, but then I was reminded by a friend by one who might well qualify.

If you haven't met. Passing internet connoisseur, meet Tulip. Tulip, desultory purveyor of the fine internets.

I'm only half joking ;D

 

[Doti]

I can't say I do. I might have at some point, but I can't honestly remember.

 

[DarklordKyo]

Spoiler: mein robot waifu

Spoiler: mein clone waifu

Spoiler: mein crossdresser waifu

Spoiler: mein furry waifu

Spoiler: mein just-for-teh-lulz-GAR-dude waifu

Spoiler: mein first-generation-Agarest-War waifu

Spoiler: mein sorceress waifu

Spoiler: mein bibliophile-with-a-child-teacher waifu

I'll just end it there because, if not, this would be the longest only-spoiler-picture-post in the entire site.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Just for the record, I do have a physical girlfriend.

And... yeah, I do have a waifu.

Spoiler: Chie Satonaka from Persona 4

Chie Satonaka

You son of a....! But yeah, if I had to pick, she would be it.

 

[Easton Dark]

Illidan Stormrage

...What?!?! I like the bad boys

But.... ARE YOU PREPARED?!?

 

[Censorme]

If nobody posted this girl yet, then I win.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

She's so hot, i have her on my car: http://forza3.forzamotorsport.net/UGCImageHandler.ashx?id=20840849&type=download

Did you make that yourself or did you get some awesome painter to do it for you?
Or did you just happen to stumble across it in the auction-house?

I just came across it.
If you just type "Gurren Lagann" in the search bar, you'll find it.

 

[brittza]

i have to think on this one,

all in all i think mine would have to be The Doctor. easily, ever so dashing and always (jk never) has a plan.

 

[Censorme]

Illidan Stormrage

...What?!?! I like the bad boys

But.... ARE YOU PREPARED?!?

 

[Drakmeire]

Ok guy. I am an anime fan, a gamer, a cosplayer and a total geek. I have a great social life and I tend I've never found animated girls attractive.
I do my part to not follow stereotypes. I take pride in my appearance, I keep in shape, I bathe, and I try my damnest to make my fellow geeks look good and make people realize that we are not all creeps.
THIS IS NOT HELPING!!!!
Crushing on fictional characters is weird and if you do it please do not draw attention to it. I am fine with cross-players and furries but people who ruin the image me and many others try to upkeep I will not forgive.
Stop it!
Crushing on cosplays of characters if completely normal because COSPLAYERS ARE REAL PEOPLE!
so I choose Scanty and Kneesocks
http://projectnailbat.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/tumblr_ld8tasxxy81qbrupjo1_500.jpg

 

[derbt]

As a heterosexual female, I'm not sure if I'm really supposed to contribute to this thread. But I will anyway. Male-waifu?

When I was very young (four or five), I had a crush on Simba. A year or so later, I'd fallen madly in love with Prince Charming, though Simba will always hold a special place in my heart.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Ok guy. I am an anime fan, a gamer, a cosplayer and a total geek. I have a great social life and I tend I've never found animated girls attractive.
I do my part to not follow stereotypes. I take pride in my appearance, I keep in shape, I bathe, and I try my damnest to make my fellow geeks look good and make people realize that we are not all creeps.
THIS IS NOT HELPING!!!!
Crushing on fictional characters is weird and if you do it please do not draw attention to it. I am fine with cross-players and furries but people who ruin the image me and many others try to upkeep I will not forgive.
Stop it!
Crushing on cosplays of characters if completely normal because COSPLAYERS ARE REAL PEOPLE!
so I choose Scanty and Kneesocks

I don't know if you are joking, but I don't care about how other people perceive me. I also don't care how people think of nerds in general. Sorry, but I ain't changing to help your image.

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

Princess Zelda is my "waifu", but one day I will make a wet-dry matter conversion machine(a machine that makes digital things into real things), and then, PRINCESS ZELDA WILL BE MINE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!