Your worst joke
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This is a joke I made up. I actually can't tell it without laughing a lot. Which adds to the joke really.
Two hunters were walking through the forest. After several hours the come across a monkey sitting on a rock. The monkey is sitting there (think the statue "The Thinker", you have to mime it though).
The two hunters approach the monkey, "Whats the matter there monkey? You look like something's wrong".
The monkey looks up at the from his thoughts and says "I'm confused".
Two hunters were walking through the forest. After several hours the come across a monkey sitting on a rock. The monkey is sitting there (think the statue "The Thinker", you have to mime it though).
The two hunters approach the monkey, "Whats the matter there monkey? You look like something's wrong".
The monkey looks up at the from his thoughts and says "I'm confused".
That was terrible, all three of you. You should be punished.JC175 said:I'd say it was punny, personally.Shapsters said:Oh snap! That was puntastic.The_root_of_all_evil said:Seriously...do you want me to start?
I did enter a competition to see which one of my puns would be declared the worst, entering ten puns all at the same time. I thought one of them might win but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
my chemistry teacher told me this one:
an atom walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I think I've lost an electron" the bartender says "are you sure" the atom replies "I'm positive"
yeh it's bad
I like this one my friend told me:
two pies are in an oven, one of them says "man it's getting hot in here" the other one says "oh my god a talking pie!!!"
an atom walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "I think I've lost an electron" the bartender says "are you sure" the atom replies "I'm positive"
yeh it's bad
I like this one my friend told me:
two pies are in an oven, one of them says "man it's getting hot in here" the other one says "oh my god a talking pie!!!"
This is a fantastic one to try on people, although only spoken. In text it loses what makes it great.
Me: How High is a Chinaman.
Other: I don't know, how high?
Me: No no, How High is a Chinaman.
Other: I have no idea, how high?
Me: Yes. How High.
Other: ... I don't know, do you?
Me: Are you listening? How High is a goddamned Chinaman!
Other: I don't fucking know!
Me: For fuck's sake. How High is a Chinaman.
Other: Yeah? Well screw you, buddy. *leaves*
I have only ever used this once, and it did provoke a cacophony of laughter at the time.
Doctor: *walks into the room* Have you seen my nurse?
Me: Yes, she's outstanding in her field.
Oh yeah. I'm king of the funnies.
Me: How High is a Chinaman.
Other: I don't know, how high?
Me: No no, How High is a Chinaman.
Other: I have no idea, how high?
Me: Yes. How High.
Other: ... I don't know, do you?
Me: Are you listening? How High is a goddamned Chinaman!
Other: I don't fucking know!
Me: For fuck's sake. How High is a Chinaman.
Other: Yeah? Well screw you, buddy. *leaves*
I have only ever used this once, and it did provoke a cacophony of laughter at the time.
Doctor: *walks into the room* Have you seen my nurse?
Me: Yes, she's outstanding in her field.
Oh yeah. I'm king of the funnies.
A guy and a girl are sitting in a car.
The guys reading and the girl is knitting, just than a cop comes to the door. The guy lowers the window and the cop asks "How old are you two" the guy says "Im 21 and in 11 minutes she'll be 18"
The guys reading and the girl is knitting, just than a cop comes to the door. The guy lowers the window and the cop asks "How old are you two" the guy says "Im 21 and in 11 minutes she'll be 18"
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Jaden grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like the little shit.
Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
Ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Jaden grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like the little shit.
A man walks into a bakery, and says can I have 10 white rolls?
The baker says, no sorry, I only have brown rolls.
Man says 'that's okay I'm on my bike!'
HAHAHAHAHA *cough*
My friend's dad came up with this. The joke was never meant to be funny, what you are meant to do is get a bunch of people to laugh at it, and someone who isn't isn't in on the joke to be around, and see if that person still laughs.
The baker says, no sorry, I only have brown rolls.
Man says 'that's okay I'm on my bike!'
HAHAHAHAHA *cough*
My friend's dad came up with this. The joke was never meant to be funny, what you are meant to do is get a bunch of people to laugh at it, and someone who isn't isn't in on the joke to be around, and see if that person still laughs.
I chortled at least. If that's your worst I think you would be a joy to be around.shadowelancer said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:Seriously...do you want me to start?
I did enter a competition to see which one of my puns would be declared the worst, entering ten puns all at the same time. I thought one of them might win but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I would like these men injured.Shapsters said:
Three men walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid. And the whole scene unfolds, with a tedious inevitability. *sigh*
Cookie for whoever knows the reference.
Cookie for whoever knows the reference.
2 peanuts walk into a dark alley,
one of them was assaulted.
Just think about it for a second, you'll get it.
one of them was assaulted.
Just think about it for a second, you'll get it.