You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[stormcaller]

or "Hi there!...*error* looks like you talked to the computer crasher Npc, we may or may not patch this but it doesn't matter to you because your computer is going to explode in 10...9...*BOOM!*"

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

"I hope this isn't the most interesting line you will hear in this game."
Just to screw with their heads.

 

[tsunamibomb]

'Welcommeeee to the worlllldddd of tomorrooowwwww!!!!'
sorry... been watching a tad to much futurama

 

[paasi]

Stop tormenting me!

 

[GreenGecko81]

This is my only line!

 

[Delicious]

"Want to have an extremely short conversation?"

 

[Dmatix]

to see something fun press ctrl alt del. the first and last line the player will hear.

 

[savandicus]

I am in a quantum state of uncertainity, i both have 1 line of dialog and more than 1 line of dialog. By talking to me again you will collapse me into 1 of the two possible outcomes.

 

[cainx10a]

"Hey you, click on me repeatedly and I'll show you a magic trick!"

 

[Ace of Spades]

"I'm not crazy! You're being controlled by an omnipotent being by the use of a mouse!"

 

[jimduckie]

if it's 4 gta i'd say STEAL THIS CAR ,I'M INSURED BY AFLAC!

 

[Terror_666]

What ever you do, DON'T push that big red button.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

My name is Mwzunrrrgrfinklbort - type my name in during a boss fight to see the 'GAME OVER' screen in with a very slight pink tinge.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I would tell my whole life story. Would probably take 1-3 hours and would be totally unskippable. All in one line.

EDIT: Or i would spoil the ending of the game.

 

[Evan452]

Do not press X to absolutely not live.

 

[Seydaman]

**stare blankly** then sigh

 

[caz105]

"I iz in ur computer stealin ur hardrivess"

Sorry but it felt like a lolcats moment

 

[Larmo]

Let me read your palm, wow your screwed.

or
Got a selection of good things on sale stranger.

 

[Serious_Stalin]

No YOU shut up!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Let me read your palm, wow your screwed.

Almost as good as "I can see into your future...I´m so sorry"