You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Apocalypse Tank]

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anyone?

 

[KXZ501]

"I love to reload during a battle."

 

[Larmo]

Let me read your palm, wow your screwed.

Almost as good as "I can see into your future...I´m so sorry"

thought of another one

You, ya you, hand me that saw I'm headed to the privy. Don't worry ill clean it before i give it back.

 

[itstimeforpie]

your health is low

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

(asleep)

*snore* Gotta polish the ultimate weapon in the morning... *snore* They'll never find it in my closet....

 

[smartmoose]

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

"Oh...your the Hero...I wouldnt have done it THAT way if I was you..."

 

[NOOBSAUCE]

...

greatest line of dialogue ever

 

[Stevato]

This has probably already been ninja'd but :

Pick up that can! (or something other than a can)

 

[Meado]

"Well, at least I'm not a random battle."

 

[Rhaisington]

The other day I saw a mudcrab.....disgusting little creatures....

 

[Erana]

I'm not sure, but I'd be a healing NPC whose line could not be misinterpreted as innuendo.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

You know, you're not supposed to wear that on your head...

 

[DreamKing]

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning." *bomb in the distance goes off*

 

[MCGT]

Sup?

 

[Traun]

Don't open it.

 

[blackhunt40]

hello, you look like your trying to write a letter, would you like some help?
loss of points for anyone who doesnt get the reference

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Hey, you. Yeah, you, Protagonist! Come over here! Everyone hates you.

 

[Princeps senatus]

[Xbox 360] Seriously you're playing this game on the Xbox 360, it's so much better on the PS3.
[PS3] Seriously you're playing this game on the PS3, it's so much better on the Xbox 360.
[PC] Seriously you're playing this game on the PC, it's so much better on the consoles.

 

[drummond13]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

"Now it's time for me to sing, sing, siiiiiiiing! I'm (BLAM)"

Saw it opening night. Wonderfully obscure reference, that.

So, you want a hug or a high-five?

I was under the impression I would be receiving both.

In that case. (hug-five)

Heh, thanks!