You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[InvisibleMilk]

You know what they call a Big Mac in France?

A royale with cheese!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Three Dog here, how's everyone doing!!!???

or

Hey CAZAN WE, SHOULD GO SEE BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES.

 

[God's Clown]

Where is my sammich woman!

Because, a sexist NPC is funny, and I love me some sammiches.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Hey! Listen!"

I want to make the player characters commit suicide.

 

[Albino Ninja]

"(random observation) does that seem right to you?"
(Big hug if you get this one)

I might come up with more later

feelin the Firefly love

 

[BlackWatch]

"Help, they took my children an ran into that horribly dingy wood!! .... psyke"

 

[topsyturvy]

"here's some money, now go get an education"

 

[FireBlade_2049]

"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

"Bring out your dead!" (while wandering across town with a wagon)

"Feel the rhythm with your hands, feel the rhythm while you can. Spoonman."

 

[Highlandheadbanger]

Touch my Tra-La-La

 

[Vrex360]

"I know the meaning of life and it can't be sumurised in one sentance guess your screwed."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yeah, if you turn around I can point out a lovely cave to explore and HA! how do YOU like getting stabbed, huh? Not so nice, is it now? HAHAHHAH...oh, darn, you regenerated. No hard feelings, right?"

 

[conceptual]

I would be in an incredibly hard to reach spot that had nothing in it but me, and then I'd just say "..."

 

[Rahnzan]

"Oh, you're dead too?"

 

[TxMxRonin]

"Hit X to not die."

 

[SquirrelPants]

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"
Of course, I would be one of those flawed NPC's, who only say stuff when it makes no sense. Like, just some people walking around and whatnot, and all of a sudden one of them grabs the main character by the shoulders and says "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"

Alternatively, I would choose "Why did you have to get me pregnant?"
It would be a male NPC, for the record.

 

[Jenkins]

If you have played this game long enough to reach me, please kill yourself for wasting the last 99 hours of your life, oh btw, we got lazy and didnt add an end, game over.

 

[cookyt]

"The reason I don't move is because my feet are actually glued to the ground."

"Why am I talking to you? You haven't said a single word the whole game!"

 

[Sprogus]

"Can I fire my Spartan Laser into your Halo and give you a Red Ring of Death?"

 

[Rofllmmaoo]

Hi, feel free to watch me as i put this operating blender in my pants upside down.

 

[Rofllmmaoo]

thats would definately make you want to run!